Growler survey. Official. Wimmin ARE the most miserable.

[GROWLER]

I did a 'whilst walking up me 'ill survey' today.

Out of the 15 couples/family's I passed, and without any prompting from me, 11 of the men showed some sort of recognition/response towards my very existance, ranging from a nod or grunt, up to a cheery hello.
Only 3 wimmin responded accordingly.
Out of the two wimmin that were walking on their own, both smiled and said hello.
1 lonesome teenage lad with his dog smiled and greeted me too btw.

I therefore pronounce that geezers are more friendly and willing to interact with other blokes than wimmin are, miserable bunch o' munters...generally speaking that is, with one or two exceptions like.

[Nick]

The wimmin were justifiably terrified of your appearance  













Note to self: show Growler a mirror

[GROWLER]

The wimmin were justifiably terrified of your appearance  













Note to self: show Growler a mirror

That's a birarsh if you don't mind me saying so.

This was a sensible scientific human nature survey that I performed like.

Try it yourself next time you're out in the 'ills, not tht you ever are like, lazy git.
'Round towns and cities don't count btw

[Nick]

I note that wimmin drivers never give way. That is because they are mean and also bad drivers. Those who encounter you face to face are justified in running off