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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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I'm seeing stars...
« on: December 27, 2009, 11:05:38 PM »
Daughter number one rocked up yesterday with a large bag of pressies for the family, all fine and good so far, she had sprinkled small green glittery stars through the parcels and bag.  She thought it a good idea at the time.  evil:There are now hundreds of the bleddy things all over the place. Serious hoovering will be done tomorrow.
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 12:35:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 27, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Daughter number one rocked up yesterday with a large bag of pressies for the family, all fine and good so far, she had sprinkled small green glittery stars through the parcels and bag.  She thought it a good idea at the time.  evil:There are now hundreds of the bleddy things all over the place. Serious hoovering will be done tomorrow.
noooo:
At best you will get 80% of them.

They will turn up in all your crooks and nannies for months.

Those, and glitter, are in the DS book of justifiable homicide.  evil:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 12:52:58 AM »
Quite so DS .  I will just about have ridden the place of them by the  24th December 2010 when there will no doubt be another visitation.  Though quite how I managed to get two in my hair when my head was nowhere near the carpet is a mystery to me.  I am sure there in a law in physics that explains it. evil:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2009, 08:12:57 AM »
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 08:32:15 AM »
Certain shops are infamous for this too   - especially the lingerie ones  noooo:

Put the pretty underwear in a pretty box, wrap it in tissue paper and a bit of satin ribbon, put in a perfumed object but yet it is still not complete - what else could it possibly need  rubschin:

Oh yes bung in a handful of confetti of course  eveilgrin:

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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 08:34:40 AM »
A zombie?
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 11:44:45 AM »
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 12:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:

I did.  confused:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 12:12:41 PM »
Like BM, Uncle has a one track mind  ::) ::)  ::)However, BM's "mind" is on quite a different track  Xmas1:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 12:16:57 PM »
Probably true although my mind does stray to other thoughts occasionally.  eyes:
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Re: I'm seeing stars...
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 03:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2009, 12:10:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:

I did.  confused:

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