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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Bloody Eyebrows!
« on: July 04, 2007, 01:27:04 PM »
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What is it with eyebrows? And no, I'm not referring to the aftermath of giving someone a glasgow kiss either.

I have a few eyebrow hairs that appear to have developed a demented sense of purpose and grow to phenomenal lengths, apparently at random.

These mutant eyebrows then proceed to curl and twist in ever greater spirals until eventually drooping low enough to contact the old eyelashes. At which point the irritate the hell out of me.

Have I got cancer of the eyebrows or what?

And, whilst on the subject of mutant hair follicles, what's with the humongous growths sprouting from the old lugholes? If it carries on at this rate I won't be needing ear muffs this winter. In fact, I'll be lucky if I can still hear!

The barber, to be fair, does his best when I go, which, I suppose is only fair since he charges the same as anyone with a full head of hair while I look more akin to a monk!

Hair! More trouble than it's worth if you ask me.
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 01:43:33 PM »


Did your mother ever meet this man?
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 01:51:38 PM »
When your well meaning girlfriend/wife/mother/partner gives you ear and nose hair trimmers for Christmas don't sulk and accept them as the useful gift they are!  evil:
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 02:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 04, 2007, 01:51:38 PM
When your well meaning girlfriend/wife/mother/partner gives you ear and nose hair trimmers for Christmas don't sulk and accept them as the useful gift they are!  evil:
No matter how hard they are laughing. evil:
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 03:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 01:43:33 PM


Did your mother ever meet this man?

I did ponder on the wisdom of entitling the thread "Healeys" but thought, on reflection, that you lot might have gotten confused and thought I was on about these:



Which, of course, I'm not!

As for the nose trimmer thingies - I've got one. Doesn't stop the mutant bastards growing though  evil:

And the problem is, it's just a few mutant hairs. If they grew like Japanese Knotweed all over like Dennis's above, I probably wouldn't mind so much.
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 03:56:14 PM »
I don?t understand why these new growths have to sneak up on you?  noooo:

One day you get out of the shower and look in the mirror ? perfect. Next day I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my ears?  eeek:

How does that happen?  shrugs:
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 04:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
Next day I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my ears?  eeek:

How does that happen?  shrugs:
Hair
Ears
Wax
Brazilian

Somebody else do it, you know you want to. . .
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 04:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 04:01:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
Next day I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my ears?  eeek:

How does that happen?  shrugs:
Hair
Ears
Wax
Brazilian

Somebody else do it, you know you want to. . .
Oh come on Darwin, I?ve set it All up for you?   whistle:
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2007, 07:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 04, 2007, 01:27:04 PM
evil:

What is it with eyebrows? And no, I'm not referring to the aftermath of giving someone a glasgow kiss either.

I have a few eyebrow hairs that appear to have developed a demented sense of purpose and grow to phenomenal lengths, apparently at random.

These mutant eyebrows then proceed to curl and twist in ever greater spirals until eventually drooping low enough to contact the old eyelashes. At which point the irritate the hell out of me.

Have I got cancer of the eyebrows or what?

And, whilst on the subject of mutant hair follicles, what's with the humongous growths sprouting from the old lugholes? If it carries on at this rate I won't be needing ear muffs this winter. In fact, I'll be lucky if I can still hear!

The barber, to be fair, does his best when I go, which, I suppose is only fair since he charges the same as anyone with a full head of hair while I look more akin to a monk!

Hair! More trouble than it's worth if you ask me.

I expect asian and W. Indian women feel the same with their polific sideboards/sideburns !! eyes:
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Re: Bloody Eyebrows!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 09:57:36 AM »
Since you asked WHY?
The answer is the advance of years.
You are getting OLD
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