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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 01:11:30 PM »
An update:
The plumber due at 1600 came at 11.30, finished the job in 30 mins, had a cuppa, relieved me of a tenner and went. The Aerial Man due at 11.30 has yet to show, the children will be home in under an hour and it is now raining again so he won't be using his electric tools now.
My problem is .... how do I tell the children they can use the shower/bath but not the TV? scared2:
They may turn very nasty.
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 01:33:34 PM »
Life is tough. Remind them about African children carrying water for miles etc etc. (also post dinner leftovers to Africa for starving children etc. etc.)

Heavens. We never had a telly till I was 8 (or a car).

Christ I feel old!

Four Feather Falls anyone?
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 01:46:15 PM »
Life is tough. Remind them about African children carrying water for miles etc etc. (also post dinner leftovers to Africa for starving children etc. etc.)

Heavens. We never had a telly till I was 8 (or a car).

Christ I feel old!

Four Feather Falls anyone?

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 01:57:56 PM »
I recall this vaguely, but Andy Pandy was my favourite. redface:
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 02:00:25 PM »
Softy!
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2007, 02:22:16 PM »
Muffin the Mule
Here comes Muffin, Muffin the Mule.
Dear old Muffin, playing the fool.
Here comes Muffin, everybody sing.
Here comes Muffin the Mule.

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2007, 02:39:53 PM »
I assume you sing that to the BF as you get to the front door scared2:
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2007, 03:42:06 PM »
I assume you sing that to the BF as you get to the front door scared2:

Oh the trouble you'll be in. I know where you live, your phone number, it can't be that difficult to find Mrs Nick's number from that surely?  eveilgrin:

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2007, 03:44:20 PM »
the only decent thing iv'e seen with a donkey in was..........

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2007, 05:04:20 PM »
Life is tough. Remind them about African children carrying water for miles etc etc. (also post dinner leftovers to Africa for starving children etc. etc.)

Heavens. We never had a telly till I was 8 (or a car).

Christ I feel old!

Four Feather Falls anyone?

Never had a telly till you were 8...   only 8? Bah!    You had it easy, I never even saw a TV until I was 17...(unless you count seeing them in films at the cinema?) We did however have a car, a very, very old Citro?n with running boards and indicator arms, which shot out of the side door pillar.

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2007, 05:46:38 PM »
Builders in, Painters in, French Cousins visiting ...... I've heard 'em all. ::)

But Nick has nipped in to put us straight so now we know not to drop in for tea for the next six months at least.

Hang on, who's your insurance with. I asked mine about a Category Nick upgrade and they threatened to cancel my policy if I went within 10 miles of him.  eeek:
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2007, 08:32:41 PM »
I assume you sing that to the BF as you get to the front door scared2:

Oh the trouble you'll be in. I know where you live, your phone number, it can't be that difficult to find Mrs Nick's number from that surely?  eveilgrin:

She has a different surname and a different number. Not entirely daft, mind you anyone with half a brain on the internet scared2:
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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2007, 07:42:32 AM »
I assume you sing that to the BF as you get to the front door scared2:

Oh the trouble you'll be in. I know where you live, your phone number, it can't be that difficult to find Mrs Nick's number from that surely?  eveilgrin:

She has a different surname and a different number. Not entirely daft, mind you anyone with half a brain on the internet scared2:

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2007, 07:01:05 PM »
Life is tough. Remind them about African children carrying water for miles etc etc. (also post dinner leftovers to Africa for starving children etc. etc.)

Heavens. We never had a telly till I was 8 (or a car).

Christ I feel old!

Four Feather Falls anyone?
Never had a telly till you were 8...   only 8? Bah!    You had it easy, I never even saw a TV until I was 17...(unless you count seeing them in films at the cinema?) We did however have a car, a very, very old Citro?n with running boards and indicator arms, which shot out of the side door pillar.

Father loved gadgets and we had a TV very early on, I remember an aerial like a giant X on a huge pole in the garden and about 50 people crowded into a darkened room to watch the Coronation on a tiny black and white screen. cloud9:

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Re: My Nickesque Adventures
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2007, 07:36:48 PM »

Father loved gadgets and we had a TV very early on, I remember an aerial like a giant X on a huge pole in the garden and about 50 people crowded into a darkened room to watch the Coronation on a tiny black and white screen. cloud9:

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be. cry:

Hmmmm.  Reminds me of the time I was volunteered to go put a X aerial up on the chimney whilst everyone was milling around below fretting about whether I'd manage it before Emergency Ward 10 started.

All of a sudden, there was a series of very sharp pains in the middle of my back.  Losing my perspective for a moment I released my grip on the chimney and slid down the roof and into the rose garden - accompanied by my cat.

As I was being revived, I was told she had climbed the ladder and was heading up to me when she lost grip on the tiles and to save sliding down leapt desperately for my back, I chided them gently about them not mentioning the matter to me and then my mother came out and wolloped me for ruining her roses.   confused: and said  "Get back up there and finish the job."

Then they all went in to watch the telly leaving me sat in the garden - with my cat - comparing holes.