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I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature.
Quote from: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 12:52:16 PMI've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.O.K.?
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 05, 2007, 09:20:30 AMQuote from: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 12:52:16 PMI've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.O.K.?No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.I have much to offer, including my very OWN website!
Quote from: GROWLER on July 05, 2007, 09:23:52 AMQuote from: Marleys Ghost on July 05, 2007, 09:20:30 AMQuote from: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 12:52:16 PMI've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.O.K.?No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! I like this thread title option!
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products."Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit."With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said."To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.QuoteCANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products."Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit."With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said."To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 08:48:33 AMGiven your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.QuoteCANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products."Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit."With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said."To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.That would seem to let the bear out - unless of course he's been hiding info from us, such as: he's actually a cuddly little koala bear!
Surely, its the botox kid ... Our Kylie Minogue!It may be PERT, but hey, why not?
