Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!

[Darwins Selection]

For the benefit of us senior citizens who don't listen to Radio 1 and watch Top of the Pops or Big Brother, would you kindly spell out just who this over-developed child actually is?

[GROWLER]

Msy I suggest a little lie down Growler?

With Miss gorgeous bum....all day long.

Dithering that much trying to load her piccy as my avatar, I've made a complete bollox of it.

I'm going for a lie down as you suggest, with an ice flannel on me 'ed.

[GROWLER]

For the benefit of us senior citizens who don't listen to Radio 1 and watch Top of the Pops or Big Brother, would you kindly spell out just who this over-developed child actually is?

Nor do I, and I'm not that much younger ffs.

This 'over-developed child' IS in fact in her mid thirties now!

[Bar Wench]

FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!

[GROWLER]

FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!

Place you bets everyone.

200/1 his reply will be...."Who? Never heard of her"

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

What's happened to your avatar Mr Growler? Have you decided that bears no longer shit in the woods? Or are you working on one that indicates that the Pope is catholic?

Speaking of the Pope, I see he's not shown up here yet. Perhaps he has a problem with drinking  - in which case, expect the Salvation Army round sometime soon!

[GROWLER]

What's happened to your avatar Mr Growler? Have you decided that bears no longer shit in the woods?

No. Just thought I'd have a brief change but messed it up.
The bloody computer crashed whilst attempting to get her bottom up...so to speak.
Not suprising really. I'd crash of I tried to get her bottom up here too.

[Darwins Selection]

FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!

Place you bets everyone.

200/1 his reply will be...."Who? Never heard of her"

Now steady on there!

Of course I have heard of her 

And her twin sister the weather girl who got mixed up with that Lemon Opec character.

You can't accuse me of being out of touch.

[Shy Talk]

I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature.

Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it .

[GROWLER]

I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature.

Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it .

Bears DO NOT do those sort of things.

[Shy Talk]

I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature.

Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it .

Bears DO NOT do those sort of things.

If Bears are anything like my dog you do .

[GROWLER]

If Bears are anything like my dog you do .

Bears generally speaking don't 'rub' themselves against legs. They just rip 'em off and eat them.

[Shy Talk]

If Bears are anything like my dog you do .

Bears generally speaking don't 'rub' themselves against legs. They just rip 'em off and eat them.

"They just rip 'em off and eat them. " That takes me back a bit .

[Mr Happy]

She's small but perfectly formed.

Not exactly, isn't she missing some mammory?

[GROWLER]

She's small but perfectly formed.

Not exactly, isn't she missing some mammory?

Oi you Happiness. How TF have you managed to change the thread title for just your post?
This one now too.
WTF's going on here?