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Offline Pastis

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Where there's a will...
« on: December 15, 2009, 02:08:30 PM »
I happened to catch a repeat of the last Morse episode last night - he pegs it, ok. I guess he must have seen it coming because there was a section where he was going through his will and funeral arrangements with his solicitor - No religious ceremony, definitely no religious ceremony. The will was a simple 3 way split which was neat and reminded me that I need to update mine.

I'm wondering whether to discuss it with my only immediate relative or whether to keep it all a secret  rubschin:. There's always an expectation of who will get what and unless you let on it will remain just that ~ an expectation. Does it make sense to discuss it openly or to keep it a secret?
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 02:10:37 PM »
Are you feeling unwell? We should discuss this over after lunch
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 02:15:22 PM »
Keep it secret.

I tell everybody I am leaving it all to my mistress.

They generally laugh in a patronising way.  evil:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 02:16:52 PM »
Excellent!
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 02:17:30 PM »
Deffo keep it secret (or dangle it so to speak). All my dosh goes to The Boy. He is ecstatic, or at least was until I told him it was held in trust till he was at least 25  eveilgrin:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM »
You've just told us!  eeek:  Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us!  eeek:  Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

I could dress up like...?  eyes:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us!  eeek:  Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

I could dress up like...?  eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion  lol:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 03:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

Why not wait until January  ;)

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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 03:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us!  eeek:  Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

I could dress up like...?  eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion  lol:

 Yargh:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 03:35:40 PM »
 Xmas4:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 03:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us!  eeek:  Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

I could dress up like...?  eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion  lol:

Another first class honours graduate of the Nick school of charm  lol:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 03:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 15, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas  eyes:

Why not wait until January  ;)



They will be cheaper in the sales.
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »
Or fate may step in and whisk our Mr Pastis into the clutches of a very appreciative woman  whistle:
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Re: Where there's a will...
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 03:53:02 PM »
Cheaper and appreciative you say?  Things just get better!  lol:
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