Maths question

[Pirate]

[GROWLER]

Today I haven't got any outdoory type werk to do.
I was going to go up 'me 'ill' to experience some extreme windy weather like, but I've decided that the VAT return needs to be done instead, joy.

Are you all ready to 'elp me in case I get a bit confuzzled like please, as I do actually have a small problem already come to think about it, knowing how I can werk out what I pay the vat man regarding someone who's just paid me an outstanding invoice from last year when the rate was 17.5%, and not the currentb 20%.
D'ya think he should have paod the 20% anyway, and if so how do I pay the vat man, as the rates of payment have all changed on this cash accounting scheme I'm on now...I think.

[Darwins Selection]

Today I haven't got any outdoory type werk to do.
I was going to go up 'me 'ill' to experience some extreme windy weather like, but I've decided that the VAT return needs to be done instead, joy.

Are you all ready to 'elp me in case I get a bit confuzzled like please, as I do actually have a small problem already come to think about it, knowing how I can werk out what I pay the vat man regarding someone who's just paid me an outstanding invoice from last year when the rate was 17.5%, and not the currentb 20%.
D'ya think he should have paod the 20% anyway, and if so how do I pay the vat man, as the rates of payment have all changed on this cash accounting scheme I'm on now...I think.

[serious]
Pay the VAT man at the rate in force on the date of the invoice.[/serious]

[Pastis]

Today I haven't got any outdoory type werk to do.
I was going to go up 'me 'ill' to experience some extreme windy weather like, but I've decided that the VAT return needs to be done instead, joy.

Are you all ready to 'elp me in case I get a bit confuzzled like please, as I do actually have a small problem already come to think about it, knowing how I can werk out what I pay the vat man regarding someone who's just paid me an outstanding invoice from last year when the rate was 17.5%, and not the currentb 20%.
D'ya think he should have paod the 20% anyway, and if so how do I pay the vat man, as the rates of payment have all changed on this cash accounting scheme I'm on now...I think.

[serious]
Pay the VAT man at the rate in force on the date of the invoice.[/serious]

Wot he said  ^^^ 

[GROWLER]

Tar lads.
 I thought you had to pay the going rate regardless tbh.

You've just saved me a fiver. Sweet...as a nut.

Still just 'looking' at it, hoping it'll werk itself out like.

Been distracted by Friends Re-united.
One of my old class mates has contacted me  from Junior scoohell. 
She hated it as much as me.

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Tar lads.
 I thought you had to pay the going rate regardless tbh.

You've just saved me a fiver. Sweet...as a nut.

Still just 'looking' at it, hoping it'll werk itself out like.

Been distracted by Friends Re-united.
One of my old class mates has contacted me  from Junior scoohell. 
She hated it as much as me.

Did she have any interesting feature that made her stand out?

[Nick]

We are plummeting towards the gutter again 

[GROWLER]

This 'll make you's all feel all warm and cosy for the weekend like.

Me VAT thread!

Nah, don't really want yer 'elp like, just want to have a rant.

Thinks to meself, better get this online vat return done as I really don't know if Virgin are going to complete the task tomorrow...I just have a nagging doubt somehow....and this return HAS to be submitted for payment by the 10th April.

Just logged on to do it, and .....we apologise, but due to planned upgrade of our site, the online vat form submission form is currently not available, and we'd like to apologise for any inconvienience this may cause..

BLOODY RIGHT you useless heaps of gormless munterisms it's causing me inconvienience. What happens if me puter intermong connection gets gubbed by the spotty yoofs that are hopefully going to install all these cable gubbins tomozo like ey, what, exactly like, ey?

Will you accept my gracious apologies for late payment due to this, coupled with your munterisation of yer web site?

No, thought not.

[Pastis]

Can't access the site from here either.  Mine's not due 'til the end of May thankfully, or rather the beginning of June since they give you extra days for online payment.

All will be well, it'll be up and running over the weekend and go through sweet as a nut ... 

 

[GROWLER]

Can't access the site from here either.  Mine's not due 'til the end of May thankfully, or rather the beginning of June since they give you extra days for online payment.

All will be well, it'll be up and running over the weekend and go through sweet as a nut ... 

 

Well that may be too late if me intermong connection goes tits up tomozo.

Apparently, another sub contactor goon was here this avvy, proffesionaly 'prodding' the gunged up hole with a stick where the cable connector thing is under the pavement.

"Ahhh, that'll be ok now then"...apparently.

Just my piggin' luck that the HMRC have to do the first 'upgrade' on their site (that I'm aware of) since I've been doing me vat online, just when I need it most...BASTARDS!

Really couldn't make it up.