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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79020 on: September 09, 2026, 02:56:32 PM »
Big bloke. He used something like a pneumatic tarmac flattener today.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79021 on: September 09, 2026, 02:59:11 PM »
managed to trap Buster today and take hime to the V. E. T. for his little op...  scared2:
The Op it's uncomfortable to even talk about?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79022 on: September 09, 2026, 03:04:28 PM »
8 pin bowling  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79023 on: September 09, 2026, 04:23:14 PM »
managed to trap Buster today and take hime to the V. E. T. for his little op...  scared2:

For some reason my money is on Buster  whistle:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79024 on: September 10, 2026, 06:27:06 AM »
managed to trap Buster today and take hime to the V. E. T. for his little op...  scared2:

For some reason my money is on Buster  whistle:

I'm collecting him soon - not looking forward to the release!  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79025 on: September 10, 2026, 07:58:36 AM »
managed to trap Buster today and take hime to the V. E. T. for his little op...  scared2:

For some reason my money is on Buster  whistle:

I'm collecting him soon - not looking forward to the release!  scared2:

All done!  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79026 on: September 10, 2026, 09:00:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79028 on: September 10, 2026, 02:10:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79029 on: September 11, 2026, 02:15:48 PM »
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Mercedes your design is shite.

So yesterday I try to get in the car and get these messages (when I use the manual key to get in)

 

But worse they are accompanied by all sorts of symptoms incl car won't start, can't turn car off, rear doors and boot won't open.

The internet says try wiggling the passenger seat and hey presto it clears.  Also let me drive the car to the garage to drop it off for service, MOT and 'please look for this fault'

I bugger off to be phoned to say 'we can't move the car'  and then we call back in to find out that while they were hoping it'd clear the fault has drained the battery.

Somehow I don't think I'm getting the car back today and when I do it'll be £££ needed  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79030 on: September 11, 2026, 02:17:54 PM »
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Mercedes your design is shite.

So yesterday I try to get in the car and get these messages (when I use the manual key to get in)

 

But worse they are accompanied by all sorts of symptoms incl car won't start, can't turn car off, rear doors and boot won't open.

The internet says try wiggling the passenger seat and hey presto it clears.  Also let me drive the car to the garage to drop it off for service, MOT and 'please look for this fault'

I bugger off to be phoned to say 'we can't move the car'  and then we call back in to find out that while they were hoping it'd clear the fault has drained the battery.

Somehow I don't think I'm getting the car back today and when I do it'll be £££ needed  cry:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79031 on: September 11, 2026, 04:30:26 PM »
 rubschin: Why didn’t the pics show?





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79032 on: September 11, 2026, 04:33:21 PM »
One more try




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79033 on: September 11, 2026, 04:34:06 PM »
Adding images to posts is broken  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #79034 on: September 11, 2026, 04:58:41 PM »
Adding images to posts is broken  evil:

They were a bit slow to show up earlier...  rubschin:
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