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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78915 on: August 16, 2026, 05:03:48 AM »
A trip out with the vicar’s daughter  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78916 on: August 16, 2026, 05:18:05 AM »
Up me ladders again rubbing down and painting the roof facia that I filled yesterday... surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78917 on: August 16, 2026, 12:08:47 PM »
To my surprise the Vicar’s Daughter decided to confess that she and her husband are both drug addicted and attending rehab!!! MDMA apparently.

Don’t tell my mum, she said. I won’t.

He’s a university professor and she’s a museum curator.

I had no idea. I made supportive noises ….

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78918 on: August 16, 2026, 12:42:17 PM »
To my surprise the Vicar’s Daughter decided to confess that she and her husband are both drug addicted and attending rehab!!! MDMA apparently.

Don’t tell my mum, she said. I won’t.

He’s a university professor and she’s a museum curator.

I had no idea. I made supportive noises ….

Blimey!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78919 on: August 16, 2026, 12:54:41 PM »
To my surprise the Vicar’s Daughter decided to confess that she and her husband are both drug addicted and attending rehab!!! MDMA apparently.

Don’t tell my mum, she said. I won’t.

He’s a university professor and she’s a museum curator.

I had no idea. I made supportive noises ….

Blimey!  eeek:
  eeek: eeek: hope it does get sorted for them
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78920 on: August 16, 2026, 12:58:14 PM »
I hope so too!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78921 on: August 16, 2026, 01:04:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78922 on: August 16, 2026, 01:29:46 PM »
Watching the fire fighters!


https://photos.app.goo.gl/oUAbkSbsccZYoxQH7
Must be a bit worrying

Great pics again  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78923 on: August 16, 2026, 01:48:28 PM »
Watching the fire fighters!


https://photos.app.goo.gl/oUAbkSbsccZYoxQH7
Must be a bit worrying

Great pics again  :thumbsup:


Reassuring to see so much resource available in just a few minutes... Fire engines, helicopters and fixed-wing...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78924 on: August 17, 2026, 10:06:00 PM »
Cinema etiquette #6483

If you decide to take your shoes and socks off while watching a film it is common courtesy to make sure you've washed your feet within the last couple of days. The last thing cinemagoers want to experience is the pungent aroma of 6 month old corpse dragged through melted rancid stilton and then left in the sun for 6 weeks.  sick2:

Cinemagoers certainly don't want to see you put said feet on the back of the chair in front of you, pick at them and then use the same hand to cram a load of popcorn into your mouth..  sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78925 on: August 17, 2026, 10:13:54 PM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78926 on: August 19, 2026, 08:18:04 AM »
Cinema etiquette #6483

If you decide to take your shoes and socks off while watching a film it is common courtesy to make sure you've washed your feet within the last couple of days. The last thing cinemagoers want to experience is the pungent aroma of 6 month old corpse dragged through melted rancid stilton and then left in the sun for 6 weeks.  sick2:

Cinemagoers certainly don't want to see you put said feet on the back of the chair in front of you, pick at them and then use the same hand to cram a load of popcorn into your mouth..  sick2: sick2: sick2:

Terrible... Did you chuck him out...?

When I worked for BICC there was a scientist who would remove shoes and socks, put his feet on the desk and clip his toenails - sending bits flying all over the lab!  sick2:

Unfortunately, he was an utter genius in his field and they couldn't afford to upset him by speaking to him about it or get rid of him... I left...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78927 on: August 19, 2026, 08:05:57 PM »
Today was a repeat trip to the really quite nice Godalming for a mid way meet up with friends

And also a massive munch at the very good Prezzo

And then the long trek home via M25  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78928 on: Yesterday at 05:09:52 AM »
Hospital appointment  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78929 on: Yesterday at 06:26:16 AM »
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