The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Been for a Prostate check up (not finger)... 

Checkup and PSA test, 15 mins and €1... 

thumb?

Nah, ultrasound... 

  twas ultrasound that (accidentally) found my kidney tumour, never knew it was so good til then.  If you're over 65 and a bloke you get a free Aorta ultrasound in the UK but bizarrely not for women so we paid £100 for Mrs K to have one.

We had a good look at my kidneys on the screen today! 

   

[Steve]

I hate it when they do that. At my age I avoid mirrors. I certainly don’t want to see inside myself!!

They never showed me my tumour either on ultrasound or CT scan, I'd have liked to see it to know what I was fighting.

I did however get a very good look at my bladder when I had willycam and I found it fascinating

[Nick]

I’ve had Willycam 15 times now. I don’t look!

[Steve]

I’ve had Willycam 15 times now. I don’t look!

  that's a lot

How many do you have to have to win a free camera?

[Nick]

I have a loyalty card 

[Steve]

I have a loyalty card 

[Nick]

At me favourite lock, like (and dealing with idiots)

[Barman]

painting the fence...

[Steve]

Tenterden for some excellent Cyprus themed nosh (Gyros), a remarkably low spend walk round shops and a visit to possibly the most charming museum I have ever seen 

Good in its own right but some wit had the brilliant idea to distribute little knitted mice all round the exhibits.

[Barman]

Taking visitors to Pafos... in the rain...