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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78360 on: March 25, 2026, 10:38:17 AM »
Had a lunch invite with a hypochondriac friend.

Naturally she’s unwell so cancelled  ::)

Third time she’s invited me and done that  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78361 on: March 25, 2026, 10:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 25, 2026, 10:38:17 AM
Had a lunch invite with a hypochondriac friend.

Naturally she’s unwell so cancelled  ::)

Third time she’s invited me and done that  noooo:
noooo: noooo: 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78362 on: March 25, 2026, 11:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 25, 2026, 10:38:17 AM
Had a lunch invite with a hypochondriac friend.

Naturally she’s unwell so cancelled  ::)

Third time she’s invited me and done that  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78363 on: March 26, 2026, 10:02:12 AM »
Meeting with barrister  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78364 on: March 26, 2026, 11:32:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2026, 10:02:12 AM
Meeting with barrister  eveilgrin:
Kerching!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78365 on: March 26, 2026, 11:43:03 AM »
£500 per hour (or part therof) but worth every penny  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78366 on: March 26, 2026, 11:56:42 AM »
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£500 per hour (or part therof) but worth every penny  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78367 on: March 26, 2026, 01:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2026, 11:43:03 AM
£500 per hour (or part therof) but worth every penny  eveilgrin:
But enough about hookers, how much is the barrister charging?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78368 on: March 26, 2026, 01:09:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78369 on: March 26, 2026, 01:21:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78370 on: March 27, 2026, 10:45:44 AM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78371 on: March 27, 2026, 12:49:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78372 on: March 27, 2026, 12:51:58 PM »
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Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2026, 10:45:44 AM


get them to pay royalties

No smoke from the kitchen or signs of dodgy DIY. They can probably argue coincidence.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78373 on: March 27, 2026, 01:43:22 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2026, 12:51:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2026, 12:49:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2026, 10:45:44 AM


get them to pay royalties

No smoke from the kitchen or signs of dodgy DIY. They can probably argue coincidence.  whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78374 on: March 27, 2026, 03:05:53 PM »
Went out for lunch, now back and Ms Couch meet Mr Potato time beckons
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