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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78330 on: Yesterday at 07:17:14 AM »
The pair of you are just jealous. The last time either of you were told you were handsome Victoria was on the throne.  whistle:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78331 on: Yesterday at 12:23:52 PM »
Bought some incontinence pants for Nod and topped up my tyres. That’s all my excitement for today  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78332 on: Yesterday at 01:19:20 PM »
Just spent an hour chasing the little blighter round the house.  It's somewhere behind the TV unit now


Chewing all those cables prodly...  whistle:
Angry9: 

Vernon the vole is still refusing to be caught
Day 3 of same  noooo:

Hasn't actually been seen for over a day now, probably dead which means going to start smelling soon  Banghead
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78333 on: Yesterday at 01:26:05 PM »
Feed his corpse to the cats  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78334 on: Yesterday at 02:17:39 PM »
Feed his corpse to the cats  eveilgrin:

Oh noes, that won't do them any good with all that plastic insulation inside him...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78335 on: Yesterday at 02:28:51 PM »
Got to find it first
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78336 on: Yesterday at 02:31:59 PM »
They found it before and brought it in. They seem to be good at vole  tracking  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78337 on: Yesterday at 02:34:25 PM »
They found it before and brought it in. They seem to be good at vole  tracking  :thumbsup:
Only if it's alive and moving in open territory
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78338 on: Yesterday at 03:08:36 PM »
Corpse. Piece of string. Pull.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78339 on: Yesterday at 03:21:19 PM »
Corpse. Piece of string. Pull.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78340 on: Yesterday at 04:43:45 PM »
Corpse. Piece of string. Pull.

Safer than trying to move it by poking it with a stick..  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78341 on: Yesterday at 04:44:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78342 on: Today at 05:14:44 AM »
Corpse. Piece of string. Pull.

Safer than trying to move it by poking it with a stick..  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78343 on: Today at 06:22:12 AM »
Lunch with the Vicar's Daughter  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78344 on: Today at 11:39:12 AM »
Replacing the underfloor heating thermostats...
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