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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78270 on: March 11, 2026, 10:08:54 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78271 on: March 11, 2026, 12:11:05 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78273 on: March 12, 2026, 02:53:01 AM »
Well work today was.....er.....'interesting'. I think it was a practice run for Friday 13th.

Customer sees a poster for Ready or Not 2 and asks me if it's an old film.
"No, it's a sequel"
"What's it a sequel to?"

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I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78274 on: March 12, 2026, 05:32:26 AM »
Well work today was.....er.....'interesting'. I think it was a practice run for Friday 13th.

Customer sees a poster for Ready or Not 2 and asks me if it's an old film.
"No, it's a sequel"
"What's it a sequel to?"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78275 on: March 12, 2026, 07:42:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78276 on: March 12, 2026, 10:20:52 AM »
Berkhamstead  rubschin:

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I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78277 on: March 12, 2026, 11:12:11 AM »
Crisis!  The washing machine is bust

Good News!  It's still under guarantee (just)

Bad news: Mrs K on phone to foreign call centre who seem confused/confusing
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78278 on: March 12, 2026, 12:53:58 PM »
B-B-Beeen for a s-s-swim... Freezy:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78279 on: March 12, 2026, 01:14:54 PM »
Had to use this  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78280 on: March 12, 2026, 02:36:26 PM »
Had to use this  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:



Does it still look like that....?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78281 on: March 12, 2026, 03:36:43 PM »
There’s stuff in every direction and everyone was hesitating…
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78282 on: March 12, 2026, 05:15:44 PM »
Colchester?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78283 on: March 12, 2026, 05:16:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #78284 on: March 12, 2026, 05:23:42 PM »
Hemel Hempstead  Angry9:
Stupid me, of course it is.  Have done that one a few times as it's between my brother's place and the M1.  He hates it too.
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