The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Is that the tribute IKEA?

[Barman]

Is that the tribute IKEA?

 

[Nick]

Cleaning up morning and them M1 home….

[Barman]

Cleaning up morning and them M1 home….

In the snow? 

[Steve]

Is that the tribute IKEA?

 

[Steve]

Going to Nicosia to see Michal Jackson*

*No, not the real one...

Well he might whiff a bit by now

[Barman]

Going to Nicosia to see Michal Jackson*

*No, not the real one...

Well he might whiff a bit by now

I'll let you know... 

[Nick]

Home. Heating has been off for two weeks 

[Steve]

Home. Heating has been off for two weeks 

  and   

get yourself one of those thermostats with holiday mode?

[Barman]

Going to Nicosia to see Michal Jackson*

*No, not the real one...

Well he might whiff a bit by now

I'll let you know... 

He was sensational! Just like the real thing - except npot being dead (or smelly)... 

...and I had a comfy chair in Row J and not standing in the Centre Circle at Wembley... in the rain... 

[Steve]

 

[Nick]

So at 6.30 the phone rings. Nod has pressed the emergency alarm on his wrist!

I run my head under the shower and go round. He’s in bed. He looks dead.

I poke him and he nearly has a heart attack. So do I.

He’s set it off by accident.

I leave the house to find an ambulance outside. I explain he’s ok. They have to check. They go into his bedroom. More screaming.

I return home.

 

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

So at 6.30 the phone rings. Nod has pressed the emergency alarm on his wrist!

I run my head under the shower and go round. He’s in bed. He looks dead.

I poke him and he nearly has a heart attack. So do I.

He’s set it off by accident.

I leave the house to find an ambulance outside. I explain he’s ok. They have to check. They go into his bedroom. More screaming.

I return home.

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

So at 6.30 the phone rings. Nod has pressed the emergency alarm on his wrist!

I run my head under the shower and go round. He’s in bed. He looks dead.

I poke him and he nearly has a heart attack. So do I.

He’s set it off by accident.

I leave the house to find an ambulance outside. I explain he’s ok. They have to check. They go into his bedroom. More screaming.

I return home.

 

 

Maybe you should move in together, it'll be easier when you have to check on Nod.