What a bizarre night …only 16 guests plus a dustbin …..only man there was the groom ..

The obigotry lezzer couple …but Incase you weren’t sure ..the short fat one in men’s clothes had a rainbow Mohican ….

The bride was on the larger size ( huge

) ……and the groom looked like Rodney from only fools in early episodes …
And the bride finished dinner then proceeded to get crisps from bar ..then polished off three pieces of wedding cake …
I was looking for cameras as I was sure it was a spoof …

BM has photos….