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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77040 on: August 05, 2025, 02:18:55 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:
:thumbsup:  I might even have paid money not to see such.  A few good singles but a career of being an odious narcissist.  And those films  doublefacepalm


I could never take to him or his music at all...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77041 on: August 05, 2025, 02:42:29 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

They probably feel caught in a trap and can't decline the gift.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77042 on: August 05, 2025, 02:45:36 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

They probably feel caught in a trap and can't decline the gift.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77043 on: August 05, 2025, 03:50:07 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

They probably feel caught in a trap and can't decline the gift.  whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77044 on: August 05, 2025, 10:19:41 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

They probably feel caught in a trap and can't decline the gift.  whistle:


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Probably couldn't walk out of the performance either...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77045 on: August 05, 2025, 11:09:09 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLd7qIvx1LU

Well ..he arrived late …bought his microphone in a carrier bag …and his backing tracks were on a Chinese knock off ipad …( with a smashed screen ) …  ;D… nice enough bloke ….but when you do that well known Elvis song ..sweet Caroline .. noooo: to keep the crowd … noooo: …and no Elvis outfit either …

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77046 on: August 05, 2025, 11:36:25 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLd7qIvx1LU

Well ..he arrived late …bought his microphone in a carrier bag …and his backing tracks were on a Chinese knock off ipad …( with a smashed screen ) …  ;D… nice enough bloke ….but when you do that well known Elvis song ..sweet Caroline .. noooo: to keep the crowd … noooo: …and no Elvis outfit either …
noooo:

Almost a shame he didn't die on the bog like Elvis did
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77047 on: August 06, 2025, 05:47:05 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLd7qIvx1LU

Well ..he arrived late …bought his microphone in a carrier bag …and his backing tracks were on a Chinese knock off ipad …( with a smashed screen ) …  ;D… nice enough bloke ….but when you do that well known Elvis song ..sweet Caroline .. noooo: to keep the crowd … noooo: …and no Elvis outfit either …


Good grief! facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77048 on: August 06, 2025, 11:02:05 AM »
Had a cracking ride out on the bike...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77049 on: August 06, 2025, 11:15:48 AM »
Had a cracking ride out on the bike...  cloud9:
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Imagining this was you?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77050 on: August 06, 2025, 11:43:03 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77051 on: August 06, 2025, 12:37:18 PM »
Had a cracking ride out on the bike...  cloud9:
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Imagining this was you?




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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