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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77025 on: August 04, 2025, 12:28:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77026 on: August 05, 2025, 11:06:12 AM »
The dump recycling centre >>> collect dry cleaning >>> motorbike shop (new gear) >>> DIY shop >>> Lidl >>> home scorchio:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77027 on: August 05, 2025, 11:30:28 AM »
More stuff in the garden - probably fixing the heron guards on the fish pond
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77028 on: August 05, 2025, 12:00:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77029 on: August 05, 2025, 12:41:14 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77030 on: August 05, 2025, 12:48:42 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

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Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77031 on: August 05, 2025, 12:52:35 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77032 on: August 05, 2025, 12:53:45 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..


Ah, his Son sings as well doesn't he? Who does he do...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77033 on: August 05, 2025, 12:56:25 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..

The best Elvis tribute was Danny Mountain ..years ago ..he mocked himself …but actually sounded exactly like him …at the end he took off the jumpsuit n wig …and was like ..ta ..da …it’s not really him …!..doesn’t sound funny but was … Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77034 on: August 05, 2025, 12:57:31 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..

The best Elvis tribute was Danny Mountain ..years ago ..he mocked himself …but actually sounded exactly like him …at the end he took off the jumpsuit n wig …and was like ..ta ..da …it’s not really him …!..doesn’t sound funny but was … Shocked:


Was he the short, fat fucker...? Or am I thinking of the Freddy Mercury guy...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77035 on: August 05, 2025, 12:58:07 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..

The best Elvis tribute was Danny Mountain ..years ago ..he mocked himself …but actually sounded exactly like him …at the end he took off the jumpsuit n wig …and was like ..ta ..da …it’s not really him …!..doesn’t sound funny but was … Shocked:


Was he the short, fat fucker...? Or am I thinking of the Freddy Mercury guy...?  rubschin:

He want fat …that’s Stravos Flatly … ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77036 on: August 05, 2025, 12:59:52 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:

Chris King bought his own bar ..( well two but one went skint ) ..he now has one on TOTK rd ..Sapphire Bar ..

The best Elvis tribute was Danny Mountain ..years ago ..he mocked himself …but actually sounded exactly like him …at the end he took off the jumpsuit n wig …and was like ..ta ..da …it’s not really him …!..doesn’t sound funny but was … Shocked:


Was he the short, fat fucker...? Or am I thinking of the Freddy Mercury guy...?  rubschin:

He want fat …that’s Stravos Flatly … ::)

His name is Danny Graceland …. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #77039 on: August 05, 2025, 02:15:53 PM »
Working …tonight a guest is an Elvis tribute singer ..and is doing his show as a “gift” to couple …think they would prob prefer a toaster ..but hey ho …

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one is it, Chris King...?  rubschin:

Used to be popular in Pissouri but I haven't seen him here for a while...

When I said I haven't seen him for a while, I meant I haven't seen him at all... I wouldn't have paid to see the real Elvis let alone a fake one...  noooo:
:thumbsup:  I might even have paid money not to see such.  A few good singles but a career of being an odious narcissist.  And those films  doublefacepalm
Well, whatever, nevermind