Tonight 
the bus taking the guests home at midnight was told to wait 
..because one of their crotch goblins had lost a new iPhone somewhere 
. 
  
  Now apart from who buys a kid (the oldest kid was 7 ? Ish ) 
.the venue is on the beach and the cheeky little munchkins spent half the night on it ..
  Now apart from who buys a kid (the oldest kid was 7 ? Ish ) 
.the venue is on the beach and the cheeky little munchkins spent half the night on it ..
We left the bus driver explaining to them that he was leaving with or without them ..or the poxy phone 
!..!.
  driver
 driver
And how come they don't have the 'Find My' activated?
Those poor bus drivers on the late shift just pick up groups of pissed people 
have to stand outside of bus telling them no drinks allowed and no standing on top deck (they are all open topped ) 
.
Last year on the way home a guy got smacked in the head by a low hanging tree branch 
 

. Yes he was standing up 
 

Another one last year had the front window kicked out whilst moving 
 

  and the guy responsible had the genius excuse though 
 it just fell out  
Forwards .. 
