Nod asked me to go round and help him change a lightbulb but I told him to fuck off,so he suggested "lunch" instead   

He has trouble opening his online energy bill so I did it for him and saw that his monthly payment had gone from £81 to over £200  

I advised him to turn some radiators off  

Uploading more stuff to the conveyancing people (going cross eyed) 

Now out and about in different places for the next 5 days which means I have to fill the car with actual petrol  
