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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57195 on: March 14, 2019, 09:07:42 PM »
Dear contractor Dev team,

I would like to introduce you to an advanced programming concept called release notes. These are documents that you send out to the end user whenever you make a change to the program outlying what you have done so that the users (us) can then let you know when you cock something up (yes I meant to use when instead of if as your performance so far has left more than a little to be desired.)

On the subject of patches, hotfixes and updates can you explain why you keep pushing these through when we are in peak sales periods. You have access to the same data that we do so even an idiot should be able to see that changing the update time would be a very good idea.

Oh and can we have the missing functions you seem to have 'accidentally' killed returned please. At the very least if you are going to start making sweeping changes like that then visit the sites and talk to the end users and find out what we actually want before blundering forward as you continuously do and the less said about what you did to the performance monitor the better...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57196 on: March 14, 2019, 09:57:12 PM »
Back from the printers... ::)

Steve, see if you can find an avatart shop in Newbury...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57197 on: March 14, 2019, 09:57:35 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57198 on: March 14, 2019, 10:20:46 PM »
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Are you going whale watching, or is that unnecessary? whistle:

Completely unnecessary....I've seen Blue Planet  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57199 on: March 15, 2019, 04:38:48 AM »
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Are you going whale watching, or is that unnecessary? whistle:

Completely unnecessary....I've seen Blue Planet  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57200 on: March 15, 2019, 06:46:37 AM »
Was supposed to be buying garden furniture but the weather is shite so hunkered down with tea and toast instead...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57201 on: March 15, 2019, 07:19:00 AM »
With lashings of butter I hope  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57202 on: March 15, 2019, 07:25:13 AM »
With lashings of butter I hope  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Of course... Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57203 on: March 15, 2019, 07:48:18 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57204 on: March 15, 2019, 08:03:33 AM »
Collecting my black suit from the cleaners  noooo:

Should we get ours?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57205 on: March 15, 2019, 08:07:45 AM »
Not just yet  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57207 on: March 15, 2019, 09:01:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57208 on: March 16, 2019, 11:24:13 AM »
Doing some website updates... I built the site so long ago I can't remember any of it!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57209 on: March 16, 2019, 12:03:33 PM »
Doing some website updates... I built the site so long ago I can't remember any of it!  Banghead

Someone make sure that the emergency Facearse page is still working...  scared2:
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