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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53610 on: March 14, 2018, 06:42:17 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53611 on: March 14, 2018, 06:43:04 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53612 on: March 14, 2018, 07:04:44 AM »
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:

How much were they asking, they are silly prices here and the local motor factor only stock them singly?    confused:

He was speaking in forrin so I'm not sure...  redface:

There were other people having them fitted tho but I suspect that quality of the things was about as good as the quality of the watches and perfumes that they try to flog you in car parks here...

Best thing is to buy the rubber blade itself in long strips or rolls and just replace that part...

Like this...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53613 on: March 14, 2018, 07:22:55 AM »
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:

How much were they asking, they are silly prices here and the local motor factor only stock them singly?    confused:

He was speaking in forrin so I'm not sure...  redface:

There were other people having them fitted tho but I suspect that quality of the things was about as good as the quality of the watches and perfumes that they try to flog you in car parks here...

Best thing is to buy the rubber blade itself in long strips or rolls and just replace that part...

Like this...


Oh thanks.   




Iíll inform the staff.  ☺️
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53614 on: March 14, 2018, 08:16:48 AM »
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:

How much were they asking, they are silly prices here and the local motor factor only stock them singly?    confused:

He was speaking in forrin so I'm not sure...  redface:

There were other people having them fitted tho but I suspect that quality of the things was about as good as the quality of the watches and perfumes that they try to flog you in car parks here...

Best thing is to buy the rubber blade itself in long strips or rolls and just replace that part...

Like this...
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but I bet I still go the lazy route of getting the garage to sort it at MOT time redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53615 on: March 14, 2018, 09:01:14 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53616 on: March 14, 2018, 09:17:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53617 on: March 14, 2018, 04:42:59 PM »
Car was in dock "for a couple of hours", so I went for a walk.

SEVEN hours later I got him back with the most MAHOOSIVE bill  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Shocked: NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53618 on: March 14, 2018, 05:00:39 PM »
Car was in dock "for a couple of hours", so I went for a walk.

SEVEN hours later I got him back with the most MAHOOSIVE bill  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Shocked: NickSick
Shock absorbers are often cheap, the labour in replacing them rarely is and 7 hours was the clue
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53619 on: March 14, 2018, 05:01:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53620 on: March 14, 2018, 05:21:23 PM »
Car was in dock "for a couple of hours", so I went for a walk.

SEVEN hours later I got him back with the most MAHOOSIVE bill  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Shocked: NickSick

That was a shocker eh...?  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53621 on: March 14, 2018, 05:38:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53622 on: March 14, 2018, 06:02:35 PM »
Car was in dock "for a couple of hours", so I went for a walk.

SEVEN hours later I got him back with the most MAHOOSIVE bill  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Shocked: NickSick

That was a shocker eh...?  ;D
Put a damper on things you say?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53623 on: March 14, 2018, 06:06:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53624 on: March 14, 2018, 06:18:52 PM »
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I hope you get sent to Doncaster  eveilgrin:

Mind you, I have been approached about a job in Brum whistle:
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