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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46560 on: July 12, 2016, 01:33:11 PM »
At the petrol station
Man at next pump: Do you know how to work this? (Points at pump)
Me: Like any other pump
Him: But it has a TV screen!
I walk over
Me: YOu have to choose whether to pay here or at the kiosk
Him: How would I pay here??
Me: You put your card in that slot
Him: What card?
Me: Your bank card
Him: I don't have a card
Me: Then pay at the kiosk in cash
Him: So how do I choose
I touch the screen
Him: WOW!! Now what do I do?
Me: Fill your car up
Him: How will they know what I owe them?
Me: They have a screen inside
Him: WOW!!!
Me: Are you OK?
Him: I have been inside for 25 years. Everything has changed!

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I bet he drove off without paying....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46561 on: July 12, 2016, 01:37:26 PM »
At the petrol station
Man at next pump: Do you know how to work this? (Points at pump)
Me: Like any other pump
Him: But it has a TV screen!
I walk over
Me: YOu have to choose whether to pay here or at the kiosk
Him: How would I pay here??
Me: You put your card in that slot
Him: What card?
Me: Your bank card
Him: I don't have a card
Me: Then pay at the kiosk in cash
Him: So how do I choose
I touch the screen
Him: WOW!! Now what do I do?
Me: Fill your car up
Him: How will they know what I owe them?
Me: They have a screen inside
Him: WOW!!!
Me: Are you OK?
Him: I have been inside for 25 years. Everything has changed!

 eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46562 on: July 12, 2016, 01:38:43 PM »
At the petrol station
Man at next pump: Do you know how to work this? (Points at pump)
Me: Like any other pump
Him: But it has a TV screen!
I walk over
Me: YOu have to choose whether to pay here or at the kiosk
Him: How would I pay here??
Me: You put your card in that slot
Him: What card?
Me: Your bank card
Him: I don't have a card
Me: Then pay at the kiosk in cash
Him: So how do I choose
I touch the screen
Him: WOW!! Now what do I do?
Me: Fill your car up
Him: How will they know what I owe them?
Me: They have a screen inside
Him: WOW!!!
Me: Are you OK?
Him: I have been inside for 25 years. Everything has changed!

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46563 on: July 12, 2016, 01:45:09 PM »
At the petrol station
Man at next pump: Do you know how to work this? (Points at pump)
Me: Like any other pump
Him: But it has a TV screen!
I walk over
Me: YOu have to choose whether to pay here or at the kiosk
Him: How would I pay here??
Me: You put your card in that slot
Him: What card?
Me: Your bank card
Him: I don't have a card
Me: Then pay at the kiosk in cash
Him: So how do I choose
I touch the screen
Him: WOW!! Now what do I do?
Me: Fill your car up
Him: How will they know what I owe them?
Me: They have a screen inside
Him: WOW!!!
Me: Are you OK?
Him: I have been inside for 25 years. Everything has changed!

 eeek:
How big was the pump... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46564 on: July 12, 2016, 03:23:14 PM »
Mrs K returns from the hairdressers a short while ago

Me: "what's with the Theresa May hairstyle?"

doh: I have said smarter things  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46565 on: July 12, 2016, 03:26:06 PM »
Spare room  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46566 on: July 12, 2016, 03:37:24 PM »
 noooo: she laughed
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46567 on: July 12, 2016, 03:39:10 PM »
Worsererer  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46568 on: July 12, 2016, 04:18:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46569 on: July 12, 2016, 04:21:45 PM »
It's bad  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46570 on: July 12, 2016, 04:56:45 PM »
It's bad  noooo:

Miss I luvs me and never laffs at me cloud9:

Is she colour blind...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46571 on: July 12, 2016, 05:00:36 PM »
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No, she is luvly  cloud9:  Nicer even that Tipsy and Kaye put together, not that that could happen, obviously, though I would buy tickets, as we all would and ...................

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46572 on: July 12, 2016, 05:03:32 PM »
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No, she is luvly  cloud9:  Nicer even that Tipsy and Kaye put together, not that that could happen, obviously, though I would buy tickets, as we all would and ...................

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46573 on: July 12, 2016, 05:04:42 PM »
Time for my medicine, I fear  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46574 on: July 12, 2016, 05:07:35 PM »
Time for my medicine, I fear  NickSick



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