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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46500 on: July 10, 2016, 10:10:04 AM »
A change of plan

A vole has just run across the room  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46501 on: July 10, 2016, 10:14:41 AM »
Posh new frock for lunch
"Shall I take a change of clothes for when we visit the cows?"
"What do cows prefer?"
"Messy clothes so I can get muddy."
"What do you intend to sing to them?"
"Paul Simon, mainly. Cows like that."
I have agreed to this bizarre plan. I may video the concert.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46502 on: July 10, 2016, 10:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:10:04 AM
A change of plan

A vole has just run across the room  Banghead
Update:  apparently it's a shrew not a vole

So today will be the All New production of Taming of the Shrew
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46503 on: July 10, 2016, 10:16:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 10:14:41 AM
Posh new frock for lunch
"Shall I take a change of clothes for when we visit the cows?"
"What do cows prefer?"
"Messy clothes so I can get muddy."
"What do you intend to sing to them?"
"Paul Simon, mainly. Cows like that."
I have agreed to this bizarre plan. I may video the concert.
:thumbsup:

Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46504 on: July 10, 2016, 10:16:49 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:15:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:10:04 AM
A change of plan

A vole has just run across the room  Banghead
Update:  apparently it's a shrew not a vole

So today will be the All New production of Taming of the Shrew

Get the cats to sort it out  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46505 on: July 10, 2016, 10:30:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:15:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:10:04 AM
A change of plan

A vole has just run across the room  Banghead
Update:  apparently it's a shrew not a vole

So today will be the All New production of Taming of the Shrew

Get the cats to sort it out  :thumbsup:

They feckin brought the bugger in

Non lethal traps being deployed
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46506 on: July 10, 2016, 10:59:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 10:00:22 AM
Posh frock for lunch, apparently and then a change of clothes for something more suitable for singing to cows  rubschin:

And what will Miss I be wearing?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46507 on: July 10, 2016, 12:23:52 PM »
Working on the Panjero - haven't got the right bits....  evil:

Back to the plumbing - haven't got the right bits...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46508 on: July 10, 2016, 02:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:30:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:15:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:10:04 AM
A change of plan

A vole has just run across the room  Banghead
Update:  apparently it's a shrew not a vole

So today will be the All New production of Taming of the Shrew

Get the cats to sort it out  :thumbsup:

They feckin brought the bugger in

Non lethal traps being deployed

 ;D the shrew has been caught by one of said traps, tamed and released safely

See BM they work (a story from a long time ago, galaxy far far away)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46509 on: July 10, 2016, 06:16:46 PM »
« Last Edit: July 10, 2016, 08:25:27 PM by Nick »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46510 on: July 10, 2016, 08:24:21 PM »
 :thumbsup:   ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46511 on: July 10, 2016, 08:26:43 PM »
A friend on Faceache suggested Moo    n River. She says she sings that too  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46512 on: July 10, 2016, 08:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 08:26:43 PM
A friend on Faceache suggested Moo    n River. She says she sings that too  eeek:
No Tamla Moo-town ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46513 on: July 10, 2016, 08:29:21 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46514 on: July 10, 2016, 08:31:35 PM »
We'll be milking these jokes for a while yet
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