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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46440 on: July 06, 2016, 03:21:50 PM »
DIY stuff...

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Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:

Party ..you say........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46441 on: July 06, 2016, 03:40:18 PM »
Well that all went better thaan expected, even the old "fit the piano in a lift" trick :thumbsup:

I have been ordered to locate somewhere to eat rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46442 on: July 06, 2016, 04:27:38 PM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46443 on: July 06, 2016, 04:32:22 PM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:
Shares in frozen pizza hit record highs

They are rubbing their hands in the chippy....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46444 on: July 06, 2016, 04:33:09 PM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:

Given how much time LL seems to spend away, the act of idiot clause in your home and contents insurance must be costing you a small fortune...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46445 on: July 06, 2016, 04:55:52 PM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:
Shares in frozen pizza hit record highs

They are rubbing their hands in the chippy....  redface:

Saves money on soap, I guess
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46446 on: July 06, 2016, 04:56:17 PM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:

Given how much time LL seems to spend away, the act of idiot clause in your home and contents insurance must be costing you a small fortune...  rubschin:

Oh noes.... Nick only visited once!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46447 on: July 06, 2016, 04:59:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46448 on: July 07, 2016, 01:03:22 AM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:

Given how much time LL seems to spend away, the act of idiot clause in your home and contents insurance must be costing you a small fortune...  rubschin:

Oh noes.... Nick only visited once!  :thumbsup:

I was on about you and the walletly challenged other chuckle brother...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46449 on: July 07, 2016, 05:49:14 AM »
Speaking at an conference  angel1
For two hours  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46450 on: July 07, 2016, 06:34:27 AM »
No wonder they wanted you to cut your report down a bit !! lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46451 on: July 07, 2016, 06:35:37 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46452 on: July 07, 2016, 06:43:49 AM »
DIY stuff...

 noooo:

Ambulance on standby you say...  rubschin:

Measure twice, cut once!  Banghead

I know they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but it sounds like some of them can't be taught old ones either...  noooo:

I have a plan!  8)

Get a man in before LL sees the devastation you say...  rubschin:

She goes away for a month on Friday...  rubschin:

Given how much time LL seems to spend away, the act of idiot clause in your home and contents insurance must be costing you a small fortune...  rubschin:

Oh noes.... Nick only visited once!  :thumbsup:

I was on about you and the walletly challenged other chuckle brother...  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46453 on: July 07, 2016, 09:51:38 AM »
Free coffee, free cakes and free lunch and sheep to play with. Apey would love it :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46454 on: July 07, 2016, 09:55:01 AM »
Free coffee, free cakes and free lunch and sheep to play with. Apey would love it :thumbsup:

TMJ...  noooo:
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