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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46290 on: June 23, 2016, 08:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2016, 06:56:19 PM
Cow TV to Nottingham. First class. I have a nutter next to me. Transvestite in a fur hat with a vast ssupply of Coke (cue burping), a pink DVD player (old episodes of Porridge) and a constant running commentary on the countryside  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:




You could have stopped it at him sitting next to you and we'd have guessed he was a nutter.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46291 on: June 23, 2016, 08:14:20 PM »
S/he is now arranging his teddy bear collection (kept in his sodding shopping trolley) on all the adjacent seats  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46292 on: June 23, 2016, 08:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2016, 08:14:20 PM
S/he is now arranging his teddy bear collection (kept in his sodding shopping trolley) on all the adjacent seats  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Creating a buffer zone you say....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46293 on: June 23, 2016, 08:31:07 PM »
With 22 teddy bears?  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46294 on: June 23, 2016, 08:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2016, 08:31:07 PM
With 22 teddy bears?  evil:

You are right, if he is protecting himself against your potential area of disasteration he will need far more than that. He obviously isn't taking your powers of blunderment seriously, the fool.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46295 on: June 24, 2016, 07:02:27 AM »
Today I shall mostly be dancing in the streets!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46296 on: June 24, 2016, 07:03:00 AM »
Will it be on You Tube? whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46297 on: June 24, 2016, 07:05:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2016, 07:03:00 AM
Will it be on You Tube? whistle:

Quite possibly!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46298 on: June 24, 2016, 07:06:43 AM »
I have to werk but only got 2 hours sleep noooo:

Miss I is scared of being deported. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46299 on: June 24, 2016, 07:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2016, 07:06:43 AM
I have to werk but only got 2 hours sleep noooo:

Miss I is scared of being deported. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46300 on: June 24, 2016, 07:22:18 AM »
I have tried to tell her  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46301 on: June 24, 2016, 07:54:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2016, 07:02:27 AM
Today I shall mostly be dancing in the streets!  lol:

Is that an invitation across the nations ??  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46302 on: June 24, 2016, 07:55:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2016, 07:54:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2016, 07:02:27 AM
Today I shall mostly be dancing in the streets!  lol:

Is that an invitation across the nations ??  lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46303 on: June 24, 2016, 08:41:09 AM »
Just finished buying Sterling with all the Dollars I bought last night.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #46304 on: June 24, 2016, 08:41:38 AM »
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