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[Darwins Selection]

Good grief what on earth  has happened here, I leave for a few days and now can't get in the door because of the empty crisp packets, pots, two local news papers (when I say news I use the term very lightly), a few dead glasses and rather a lot of empty bottles and cans.

If someone would kindly pass a glasl of Pinot round the door I will womble off to bed and briefly see you tomorrow..




It feels good to be back, which I suspect means that my life is sadly lacking.

Welcome back my dear. 
I trust you are over your leg problem?

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I appear to be in a bar with a load of very orthodox Jews watching the Belgium Sweden game

All seems about as normal as the very armed soldiers outside the restaurant where we ate earlier

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

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[Barman]

Good grief what on earth  has happened here, I leave for a few days and now can't get in the door because of the empty crisp packets, pots, two local news papers (when I say news I use the term very lightly), a few dead glasses and rather a lot of empty bottles and cans.

If someone would kindly pass a glasl of Pinot round the door I will womble off to bed and briefly see you tomorrow..




It feels good to be back, which I suspect means that my life is sadly lacking.

Not lacking now - you can clean all the mess up! 

[Miss Creant]

Good grief what on earth  has happened here, I leave for a few days and now can't get in the door because of the empty crisp packets, pots, two local news papers (when I say news I use the term very lightly), a few dead glasses and rather a lot of empty bottles and cans.

If someone would kindly pass a glasl of Pinot round the door I will womble off to bed and briefly see you tomorrow..




It feels good to be back, which I suspect means that my life is sadly lacking.

Welcome back my dear. 
I trust you are over your leg problem?

How  fortuitous that you should mention this Mr  Darwin Sir these days I seem to be able to get my leg over anything and everything. It does upset the buzzer somewhat and in some cases I receive a mild electric shock.  It's almost as if someone is trying to administer correctional behavior therapy.

[Darwins Selection]

Good grief what on earth  has happened here, I leave for a few days and now can't get in the door because of the empty crisp packets, pots, two local news papers (when I say news I use the term very lightly), a few dead glasses and rather a lot of empty bottles and cans.

If someone would kindly pass a glasl of Pinot round the door I will womble off to bed and briefly see you tomorrow..




It feels good to be back, which I suspect means that my life is sadly lacking.

Welcome back my dear. 
I trust you are over your leg problem?

How  fortuitous that you should mention this Mr  Darwin Sir these days I seem to be able to get my leg over anything and everything. It does upset the buzzer somewhat and in some cases I receive a mild electric shock.  It's almost as if someone is trying to administer correctional behavior therapy.

I imagine administering CBT to your good self is akin to herding cats.

Glad to hear you are up and about anyway.

When is the Sheffield Marathon (not Snickers)?

[Nick]

I seem to be at the Mount Pleasant Sorting Office 

[apc2010]

I seem to be at the Mount Pleasant Sorting Office 

Snigger .....

[Grumpmeister]

I seem to be at the Mount Pleasant Sorting Office 

Cornwall? 

[Nick]

Now Hatton Garden......

Still, I got away with it 

[Nick]

Cow TV to Nottingham. First class. I have a nutter next to me. Transvestite in a fur hat with a vast ssupply of Coke (cue burping), a pink DVD player (old episodes of Porridge) and a constant running commentary on the countryside 

[Pirate]

Cow TV to Nottingham. First class. I have a nutter next to me. Transvestite in a fur hat with a vast ssupply of Coke (cue burping), a pink DVD player (old episodes of Porridge) and a constant running commentary on the countryside 

Nod?

[Nick]

I may have to kill him or her