The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Poxy intermong ....

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes .....

And again tonight .......

Satellite Broadband may be the way to go... 

https://www.europasat.com/satellite-broadband-tariffs/cyprus/

Transfer limits gub you up on satellite... 

Downloading at 22Mbps is fantastic but you soon eat through the porn..

 

 

[Miss Creant]

I am back like. 

That must have been the longest 'three minute appointment' in bleddy history.  I have been swabbed, there's a mop joke in there somewhere but I am too tired.  I have had a whole armful of blood taken, ( that's a Tony Hancock thing and you have to either be of a certain age or a 'grumpy old fart' regardless of age ) that about covers everyone here!

I have had some of me pustules 'dressed' ( they look very cute in their little pink tutus) others are in nooks and crannies far to difficult to dress and so are nakid.

I have some very strong antibiotics so chaps and chapesses I suspect I will feel like shite tomorrow, it might as well be for a good reason, pass the Pinot if you would be so kind.

[Nick]

Doctors are sadists. Welcome back Bionic Miss C

[Barman]

Doctors are sadists. Welcome back Bionic Miss C

^^^ wot Nick said ^^^

[Darwins Selection]

Chin up old girl, they will soon have you skipping round like an 80 year-old. 

Mind how you go. 

[Barman]

Chin up old girl, they will soon have you skipping round like an 80 year-old. 

Mind how you go. 

 

[Steve]

I am back like. 

That must have been the longest 'three minute appointment' in bleddy history.  I have been swabbed, there's a mop joke in there somewhere but I am too tired.  I have had a whole armful of blood taken, ( that's a Tony Hancock thing and you have to either be of a certain age or a 'grumpy old fart' regardless of age ) that about covers everyone here!

I have had some of me pustules 'dressed' ( they look very cute in their little pink tutus) others are in nooks and crannies far to difficult to dress and so are nakid.

I have some very strong antibiotics so chaps and chapesses I suspect I will feel like shite tomorrow, it might as well be for a good reason, pass the Pinot if you would be so kind.

Your wish is our command Miss C

[apc2010]

I am back like. 

That must have been the longest 'three minute appointment' in bleddy history.  I have been swabbed, there's a mop joke in there somewhere but I am too tired.  I have had a whole armful of blood taken, ( that's a Tony Hancock thing and you have to either be of a certain age or a 'grumpy old fart' regardless of age ) that about covers everyone here!

I have had some of me pustules 'dressed' ( they look very cute in their little pink tutus) others are in nooks and crannies far to difficult to dress and so are nakid.

I have some very strong antibiotics so chaps and chapesses I suspect I will feel like shite tomorrow, it might as well be for a good reason, pass the Pinot if you would be so kind.

Hancock ....   "that's a monkey" .....

[Barman]

Today I shall mostly be...

At the quackter
At the vet
At the tax office in Limassol
At the doggy hairdresser in Pafos

 

[Nick]

Meeting with the comrades. I have chosen the most expensive place I could find

[Nick]

Today I shall mostly be...

At the quackter
At the vet
At the tax office in Limassol
At the doggy hairdresser in Pafos

 

Too many jokes

[Steve]

Woking

[Nick]

I woke
You woke
He wokes

etc.

[Barman]

Back from phase 1 with added McDonald's and Lidl...

Just the pet hairdresser to go....

[Darwins Selection]

Back from phase 1 with added McDonald's and Lidl...

Just the hairdresser to go....

Can't you do it by post?