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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45375 on: April 16, 2016, 06:29:14 PM »
OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now.  cussing:

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly....  scared2:
Brave but possibly foolish Meister

So whose identity are you going to steal?  We could make recommendations

I did consider BM's all I would need is an old bucket, be able to pretend to be terrified at the sight of a bloody shin and the ability to dance like a geography teacher at a sixth form disco. CNLA don't seem to do modern technology so I wouldn't have to fake BM's aura of gubbination.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45376 on: April 16, 2016, 06:55:44 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45377 on: April 16, 2016, 08:09:56 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:
Meister's new identity?   noooo: but now you mention it he'd never forget the name

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45378 on: April 16, 2016, 11:13:25 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

You going to go and give your neighbours a good talking to for not getting a decent setup...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45379 on: April 17, 2016, 12:52:46 AM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

You going to go and give your neighbours a good talking to for not getting a decent setup...?  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45380 on: April 17, 2016, 07:21:32 AM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45381 on: April 17, 2016, 03:07:51 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes ..... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45382 on: April 17, 2016, 03:09:00 PM »
Rather like their knickers  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45383 on: April 17, 2016, 06:21:55 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes ..... evil:

And again tonight ....... cussing:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45384 on: April 18, 2016, 12:02:08 AM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes ..... evil:

And again tonight ....... cussing:

Satellite Broadband may be the way to go...  rubschin:

https://www.europasat.com/satellite-broadband-tariffs/cyprus/
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45385 on: April 18, 2016, 03:18:43 PM »
So, APey has a wedding at the hotel with the lift that only goes up......loads all the equipment into the lift and spends 10 minutes pressing the button to go to the ground floor.....only to remember...... lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45386 on: April 18, 2016, 03:19:45 PM »
Does it only werk once, then?  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45387 on: April 18, 2016, 03:39:41 PM »
Does it only werk once, then?  whacky115

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45388 on: April 18, 2016, 04:18:29 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes ..... evil:

And again tonight ....... cussing:

Satellite Broadband may be the way to go...  rubschin:

https://www.europasat.com/satellite-broadband-tariffs/cyprus/

Transfer limits gub you up on satellite...  noooo:

Downloading at 22Mbps is fantastic but you soon eat through 10G...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45389 on: April 18, 2016, 04:21:33 PM »
Poxy intermong .... cussing:

Ours went off on Friday twice.... has been fine since Sat am tho...

Last night was e-mailing brides ,,,and it was going on/off every f&&&ing 10 minutes ..... evil:

And again tonight ....... cussing:

Satellite Broadband may be the way to go...  rubschin:

https://www.europasat.com/satellite-broadband-tariffs/cyprus/

Transfer limits gub you up on satellite...  noooo:

Downloading at 22Mbps is fantastic but you soon eat through the porn..

 whistle:
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