The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

New balls please... 

[Steve]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

New balls please... 

A new set you say

[Darwins Selection]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

New balls please... 

[Uncle Mort]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

If only you had listened to Kaye.

[apc2010]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

If only you had listened to Kaye.

 

[Nick]

DId a drive by of the tennis club. It was sleeting 

[Barman]

I have been acting as unpaid marketing consultant to the local tennis club on their Open Day. Mid April, I said. BBQ, I said. Pimms, I said.

Today's the day

Forecast is snow 

I am making myself scarce 

New balls please... 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now. 

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly.... 

[apc2010]

OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now. 

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly.... 

Customer service at it's best ......

[Nick]

*its 

[Steve]

OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now. 

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly.... 

Brave but possibly foolish Meister

So whose identity are you going to steal?  We could make recommendations 

[apc2010]

OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now. 

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly.... 

Brave but possibly foolish Meister

So whose identity are you going to steal?  We could make recommendations

Cool Hand Luke he's a bit racist too.......

[Nick]

Miss I is missing me 

ANd is cuddling her teddy 

[Grumpmeister]

OK Nick you can stop beaming Nick-o-rays down to Cornwall now, my nutter magnet seems to be on overcharge now. 

Had an argument with some berk ranting about Cornish nationalism earlier who was saying how the CNLA have the right idea. My response that the CNLA aren't patriots but jealous little boys who are angry that their sister/wives decided to run off with someone who had all their teeth, only 10 fingers and no webbed toes didn't go down too well.

I may need a new identity shortly.... 

Brave but possibly foolish Meister

So whose identity are you going to steal?  We could make recommendations

I did consider BM's all I would need is an old bucket, be able to pretend to be terrified at the sight of a bloody shin and the ability to dance like a geography teacher at a sixth form disco. CNLA don't seem to do modern technology so I wouldn't have to fake BM's aura of gubbination.