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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45315 on: April 13, 2016, 04:16:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:49:21 PM
Off to see to Miss I. Poor gerl is flat on her back  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45316 on: April 13, 2016, 04:18:42 PM »
It's terrible. I just don't know what to do for her  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45317 on: April 13, 2016, 04:19:25 PM »
TMJs...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45318 on: April 13, 2016, 04:30:57 PM »
Snoring  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45319 on: April 13, 2016, 04:55:50 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45320 on: April 13, 2016, 04:58:08 PM »
Thank god for biological washing powder  noooo:

It's like a murder scene here  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45321 on: April 13, 2016, 06:31:52 PM »
I am surrounded by steaming knickers  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45322 on: April 13, 2016, 07:59:33 PM »
Drinking Ardbeg...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45323 on: April 14, 2016, 08:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 06:31:52 PM
I am surrounded by steaming knickers  evil:

How long have you known her?  This can't be the first  time you have encountered this umm err problem.


Today I will be mainly be bribing the CEO and deputy CEO with hummus  so that I can get my evil plans to work. Sinister: Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45324 on: April 14, 2016, 08:42:50 AM »
 eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45325 on: April 14, 2016, 10:50:24 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45326 on: April 14, 2016, 11:28:37 AM »
Just updated my CV and sent if off with a covering letter for the Supervisor position that has become available.

Probably won't get it, but you have to show willing  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45327 on: April 14, 2016, 11:36:46 AM »
Interview Day

What is your name?
TMR
Can you spell it?
Um, TRM?
WHat is this?
A suitcase
Can you trample on it expertly?
Yes
WHere is it going?
Cyprus
WHere will you send it?
Las Palmas

When can you start?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45328 on: April 14, 2016, 11:37:24 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 14, 2016, 11:28:37 AM
Just updated my CV and sent if off with a covering letter for the Supervisor position that has become available.

Probably won't get it, but you have to show willing  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:  more beer tokens ,,,
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45329 on: April 14, 2016, 11:44:25 AM »
Playing with drain cleaner  eveilgrin:
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