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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45135 on: April 02, 2016, 02:29:07 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45136 on: April 02, 2016, 03:15:44 PM »
I am back, like  :thumbsup:

As am I.  It seems that Steve is celebrating successfully avoiding everything.  A sort of under the duvet and candle event I think.  I could get messy.
You could get Messy?  The uber rich Football person from Barcelona?  Lend us a 5 grand or have I mistook?

Meantime twas our wedding anniversary.  Not sure what a 39th is so probably a Formica anniversary (it being still in fashion when we got married)


 redface:  I misspelled. IT I meant IT at no point did a Freudian slip come into the matter.

Right congratulations chap I hope that you and Mrs S have had a lovely day.





My plans went somewhat pearshaped.  I am now home having accomplished almost nothiing.  I seem to have attended Steves School of Avoidance without knowing it. evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45137 on: April 02, 2016, 03:31:01 PM »
Oh no a repeat session is needed for which we will only charge the full fee

Proper graduates don't even bother trying.  Procrastination par Excellence in fact.  We'd hand out awards but we can't be arsed and no one ever turns up for the course work we haven't prepared
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45138 on: April 02, 2016, 03:34:48 PM »
Oh no a repeat session is needed for which we will only charge the full fee

Proper graduates don't even bother trying.  Procrastination par Excellence in fact.  We'd hand out awards but we can't be arsed and no one ever turns up for the course work we haven't prepared

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45139 on: April 02, 2016, 03:35:53 PM »
Oh no a repeat session is needed for which we will only charge the full fee

Proper graduates don't even bother trying.  Procrastination par Excellence in fact.  We'd hand out awards but we can't be arsed and no one ever turns up for the course work we haven't prepared

I'll read this crap next week........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45140 on: April 02, 2016, 04:08:07 PM »
Oh no a repeat session is needed for which we will only charge the full fee

Proper graduates don't even bother trying.  Procrastination par Excellence in fact.  We'd hand out awards but we can't be arsed and no one ever turns up for the course work we haven't prepared

I'll read this crap tomorrow........ noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45141 on: April 03, 2016, 07:18:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45143 on: April 03, 2016, 07:24:13 AM »
Afternoon tea with Miss I tomorrow (again  ::)cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45144 on: April 03, 2016, 11:43:17 AM »
Cleaned my car  angel1 sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45146 on: April 03, 2016, 11:54:28 AM »
Cleaned my car  angel1 sadsmiley30:

Rain........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45147 on: April 03, 2016, 11:55:50 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45148 on: April 03, 2016, 12:03:40 PM »
Varyarse DIY projects in the garden...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45149 on: April 03, 2016, 12:09:30 PM »
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You should have come up here you silly sod.  You could've helped with the stock pot the washing, constructing the swivel chair, well, maybe not that, painting book cases sourcing book cases being treated to lunch or dinner or supper or all three depending what you call what and when.



Oh and this mornings guerrilla bird feeding.  angel1

I asume that normal service is being resumed this afternoon?