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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42810 on: October 11, 2015, 09:01:43 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42811 on: October 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM »
I am back. like  :thumbsup:

The Boy wants me to go to Liverpool in a couple of weeks to see him perform on the professional stage  cloud9:

He has a leading part!!

I ask what it is.

"A corpse"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42812 on: October 11, 2015, 05:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM
I am back. like  :thumbsup:

The Boy wants me to go to Liverpool in a couple of weeks to see him perform on the professional stage  cloud9:

He has a leading part!!

I ask what it is.

"A corpse"

 facepalm:

Hope he isn't too wooden.... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42813 on: October 12, 2015, 05:36:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM
I am back. like  :thumbsup:

The Boy wants me to go to Liverpool in a couple of weeks to see him perform on the professional stage  cloud9:

He has a leading part!!

I ask what it is.

"A corpse"

 facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42814 on: October 12, 2015, 06:56:02 AM »
Telephone interviews  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42815 on: October 12, 2015, 06:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM
I am back. like  :thumbsup:

The Boy wants me to go to Liverpool in a couple of weeks to see him perform on the professional stage  cloud9:

He has a leading part!!

I ask what it is.

"A corpse"

 facepalm:

It wasn't a bad move for some actors...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42816 on: October 12, 2015, 07:37:43 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42817 on: October 12, 2015, 08:57:35 AM »
Flat tyre  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42818 on: October 12, 2015, 09:45:52 AM »
Back from Pafos....  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42819 on: October 12, 2015, 11:38:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM
I am back. like  :thumbsup:

The Boy wants me to go to Liverpool in a couple of weeks to see him perform on the professional stage  cloud9:

He has a leading part!!

I ask what it is.

"A corpse"

 facepalm:
Does he get a stiff talking to?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42820 on: October 12, 2015, 01:33:21 PM »
Top tip: when taking a tyre to the tyre man DO check that the neighbours' cat has not stowed away in your car boot  evil:
When you locate the cat do not move it from the boot to the car cabin for the drive home  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42821 on: October 12, 2015, 02:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2015, 01:33:21 PM
Top tip: when taking a tyre to the tyre man DO check that the neighbours' cat has not stowed away in your car boot  evil:
When you locate the cat do not move it from the boot to the car cabin for the drive home  evil:

Quote from: The Cat

Top tip: If you live next door to a strange two legs don't get curious about what's inside the metal box stood outside...

It was horrible...


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42822 on: October 12, 2015, 02:21:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42823 on: October 12, 2015, 03:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2015, 01:33:21 PM
Top tip: when taking a tyre to the tyre man DO check that the neighbours' cat has not stowed away in your car boot  evil:
When you locate the cat do not move it from the boot to the car cabin for the drive home  evil:

A cat in a hot, tin owld Sierra..... what could possibly have been worse for the poor thing....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #42824 on: October 12, 2015, 04:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2015, 02:18:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2015, 01:33:21 PM
Top tip: when taking a tyre to the tyre man DO check that the neighbours' cat has not stowed away in your car boot  evil:
When you locate the cat do not move it from the boot to the car cabin for the drive home  evil:

Quote from: The Cat

Top tip: If you live next door to a strange two legs don't get curious about what's inside the metal box stood outside...

It was horrible...


lol: lol: lol:
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