i have been soldering circuit boards, wiring plugs, spray painting speakers and speaker stands......I then baked an apple crumble before I grew a penis. 
***Free earworm***
"A penis, a penis, ze greatest gift zat I possess"
That was so corny it makes Apey's jokes seem like works of art. 

Actually, it was a variant on a Peter Sellars quote from somewhere I forget.
"I 'ope you 'ave 'appiness all your life"