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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39075 on: February 19, 2015, 11:27:22 PM »
The original Mrs Road Accident was the name we gave to a woman who lived opposite us in the house before this one.  She was less than svelte having secured a lifetime's supply of pies and eaten them all before she was 30.  And she loved sun bathing in a dayglo orange one piece swimming costume in that clingy material that shows every crease - and on her there were many more than needed

And she'd do this in her front garden.

One of the reasons we had to move, I would have died laughing

...That is why you support Man Utd. ....Mrs Rooney.  Thumbs:

Oh noes Colleen is petite in comparison.  Cars going past would deviate from their course due to Mrs RA's gravitational field.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39076 on: February 20, 2015, 07:35:30 AM »
Going out exploring  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39078 on: February 20, 2015, 08:11:24 AM »
Sulking....  evil:

LL's new phone is just upgrading itself to Lollipop and mine isn't.....  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39079 on: February 20, 2015, 08:12:40 AM »
Sulking....  evil:

LL's new phone is just upgrading itself to Lollipop and mine isn't.....  sad24:

Tapatalk......... cussing:






Avoids any sucking/licking jokes......... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39080 on: February 20, 2015, 09:19:41 AM »
Sulking....  evil:

LL's new phone is just upgrading itself to Lollipop and mine isn't.....  sad24:

Tapatalk......... cussing:






Avoids any sucking/licking jokes......... redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39081 on: February 20, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
Going out exploring  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I'm going for a walk, I may be some time you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39082 on: February 20, 2015, 03:27:18 PM »
I am back, like. Fab lunch  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39083 on: February 20, 2015, 03:51:56 PM »
Interview today which seemed to go pretty well, walking back along the dry docks had a chance to see the Hoegh Osaka up close. The media coverage didn't do justice to how bloody big the thing is.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39084 on: February 20, 2015, 04:00:37 PM »
Interview today which seemed to go pretty well, walking back along the dry docks had a chance to see the Hoegh Osaka up close. The media coverage didn't do justice to how bloody big the thing is.

Kewl!  Thumbs:

I'd never heard of her until I googled the name!  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39085 on: February 20, 2015, 04:27:51 PM »
She was in the news a couple of weeks back after running aground, think Queen Mary Dock was the closest one large enough for her.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39086 on: February 20, 2015, 04:33:45 PM »
I thought this was about Wenchy redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39087 on: February 20, 2015, 04:57:27 PM »
Sulking....  evil:

LL's new phone is just upgrading itself to Lollipop and mine isn't.....  sad24:

Just had an upgrade message on my phone, looks like I am getting Lollipop  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39088 on: February 20, 2015, 05:08:20 PM »
Interview today which seemed to go pretty well,  . . .
  :thumbsup:  fingers crossed again, when do you hear?

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walking back along the dry docks had a chance to see the Hoegh Osaka up close. The media coverage didn't do justice to how bloody big the thing is.
You could have picked up a Range Rover or Jag going cheap.  Just a few thousand dents and scratches.  I heard the Roller on board was unscathed  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #39089 on: February 20, 2015, 05:10:55 PM »
Should hear next week if I am lucky.  scared2:

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