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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34155 on: April 09, 2014, 10:49:58 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34156 on: April 09, 2014, 10:52:03 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:

 ;D Thumbs:

I never did get my Golden Coconut....  evil:


I never got my pop-corn seasoning...... whistle:

You never paid for it either!  cussing:

It was out of date.... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34157 on: April 09, 2014, 11:06:32 AM »
That was a Golden Coconut winning prank  :thumbsup: razz: razz:

 ;D Thumbs:

I never did get my Golden Coconut....  evil:


I never got my pop-corn seasoning...... whistle:

You never paid for it either!  cussing:

It was out of date.... whistle:

Not when I paid for it!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34158 on: April 09, 2014, 11:28:10 AM »
 nonono: nonono: Now now boys play nicely.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34159 on: April 09, 2014, 11:29:42 AM »
nonono: nonono: Now now boys play nicely.

I am trying to get some sense out of BA it is not going well.



Oh and today's top tip is....Do not try filling a large syringe with near boiling oil and bees wax, as when you attempt to get rid of the trapped air the oil squirts all over your newly painted cupboards and ceiling.  redface:

He started it....... redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34160 on: April 09, 2014, 11:44:29 AM »
nonono: nonono: Now now boys play nicely.

I am trying to get some sense out of BA it is not going well.



Oh and today's top tip is....Do not try filling a large syringe with near boiling oil and bees wax, as when you attempt to get rid of the trapped air the oil squirts all over your newly painted cupboards and ceiling.  redface:

He started it....... redface:

Indeed I did....

I ordered the bastard stuff and paid for it!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34161 on: April 09, 2014, 11:47:52 AM »
nonono: nonono: Now now boys play nicely.

I am trying to get some sense out of BA it is not going well.



Oh and today's top tip is....Do not try filling a large syringe with near boiling oil and bees wax, as when you attempt to get rid of the trapped air the oil squirts all over your newly painted cupboards and ceiling.  redface:

He started it....... redface:

Indeed I did....

I ordered the bastard stuff and paid for it!  cussing:

Miss C ,,,he's starting again...... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34162 on: April 09, 2014, 12:27:02 PM »
nonono: nonono: Now now boys play nicely.

I am trying to get some sense out of BA it is not going well.



Oh and today's top tip is....Do not try filling a large syringe with near boiling oil and bees wax, as when you attempt to get rid of the trapped air the oil squirts all over your newly painted cupboards and ceiling.  redface:

He started it....... redface:

Indeed I did....

I ordered the bastard stuff and paid for it!  cussing:

Miss C ,,,he's starting again...... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34163 on: April 09, 2014, 12:28:41 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34164 on: April 09, 2014, 12:36:54 PM »
Quite so.  As if I haven't got enough to do without listening to your constant bickering, thank you Nick. smile:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34165 on: April 09, 2014, 12:38:53 PM »
Quite so.  As if I haven't got enough to do without listening to your constant bickering, thank you Nick. smile:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34166 on: April 09, 2014, 12:55:45 PM »
Quite so.  As if I haven't got enough to do without listening to your constant bickering, thank you Nick. smile:

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He didn't pay me...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34167 on: April 09, 2014, 01:06:49 PM »
Finally got the rep's number (see yesterday) ...called what are first names ....."don't know"... noooo:  what is there 1st dance .."don't know"...OK which venue in the hotel (5 options ) "don;t know "... cussing:   could we call the hotel ourselves to find out .. cussing:  yeah I'll do your fecking job for you.... cussing:








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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34168 on: April 09, 2014, 01:40:53 PM »
Off to werk ..see you all  ::) later...... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34169 on: April 09, 2014, 01:53:46 PM »
Has Foggy got some OMO? rubschin:
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