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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33975 on: March 31, 2014, 11:42:11 AM »
I am not heading for Hampshire.  sad32: sad32: sad32:

In the words of one of my new colleagues... 'you must be ill.'

Will try again tomorrow.   surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33976 on: March 31, 2014, 11:44:01 AM »
Man flu?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33977 on: March 31, 2014, 11:49:00 AM »
Man flu?

No, much worse its the real virus thing.   sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33978 on: March 31, 2014, 12:10:25 PM »
I am fixing a busted laptop like....  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33979 on: March 31, 2014, 12:23:28 PM »
Man flu?

No, much worse its the real virus thing.   sad24:

Do we need a VP Plague House?

Get well soon
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33980 on: March 31, 2014, 12:24:31 PM »
Mate of mine was in hospital for a week with flu. Wonder if Tipsy has made a will  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33981 on: March 31, 2014, 01:31:16 PM »
Man flu?

No, much worse its the real virus thing.   sad24:

 happy100 happy100  Poor Tipsy, wrap yourself up, until the sweats start then throw the cover off, play that game for a while make sure you have your men folk bringing you a succession of drinks so that you don't get dehydrated and I hope that you feel better soon.
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33982 on: March 31, 2014, 01:34:18 PM »
Man flu?

No, much worse its the real virus thing.   sad24:

 happy100 happy100  Poor Tipsy, wrap yourself up, until the sweats start then throw the cover of, play that game for a while make sure you have your men folk bringing you a succession of drinks so that you don't get dehydrated and I hope that you feel better soon.

Miss T is the same... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33983 on: March 31, 2014, 01:39:37 PM »
Man flu?

No, much worse its the real virus thing.   sad24:

 happy100 happy100  Poor Tipsy, wrap yourself up, until the sweats start then throw the cover of, play that game for a while make sure you have your men folk bringing you a succession of drinks so that you don't get dehydrated and I hope that you feel better soon.

Miss T is the same... noooo:

Then what on earth are you doing on here man, go and attend to the poor womans every need., Tsk.


I am going to make some hand cream and lip balm, I can make one lot of the hand cream slightly thicker and add Olbas oil you can rub it into her poor heaving chest and she will feel much better.  Please give her a hug from me.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33984 on: March 31, 2014, 01:48:21 PM »
If he is too busy I can rub it into her chest, like  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33985 on: March 31, 2014, 01:52:59 PM »
Just been offered a job on the phone  Shocked:  Hadn't even applied  Shocked:

Urgent, please help  angel1

Immediate start if poss until September  eeek:

Full time, £500 a DAY  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33986 on: March 31, 2014, 02:32:12 PM »
Just been offered a job on the phone  Shocked:  Hadn't even applied  Shocked:

Urgent, please help  angel1

Immediate start if poss until September  eeek:

Full time, £500 a DAY  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33987 on: March 31, 2014, 02:38:31 PM »
E mail going bonkers here.  Shocked:

£10000 a month  Shocked:

May be a bit dodgy  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33988 on: March 31, 2014, 03:04:44 PM »
Poor Tipsy and Misty  happy100 happy100 happy100   Wrap up well girls and get well soon

Hope you have managed to find your way out the drive Miss C  scared2:

Today I am still trying to organise  ::)   So much stuff  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33989 on: March 31, 2014, 03:06:56 PM »
Tipsy may need a cuddle  angel1

I will, of course, wear a mask.
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