The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

That settles it, I need to get out of here. Woman just come onto the platform , white high heels, fishnets, short skirt and skintight top.........grey almost white hair and a face with so many wrinkles it looks like it was ploughed by a pissed farmer. Either she is a student who has a hell of a weekend or she's the oldest swinger in town 

If you read the above post Miss D is going to kill you.......

[Steve]

Working for the council, they seem to be the main ones giving my me interviews at the mo

Fingers crossed for you Meister

[The Moan Ranger]

The cash point at the station offers various services once you have entered your pin - "cash only" being one of them. So....after selecting that,  why does it ask "do you want to see your account balance?". I selected "cash only"!. Then, once you have selected your amount it asks "Do you want a receipt? " NO!  Because I would have selected "Cash with receipt" at the onset. Utter cockwash.

[Nick]

I blame the IT guys in banks 

[apc2010]

The cash point at the station offers various services once you have entered your pin - "cash only" being one of them. So....after selecting that,  why does it ask "do you want to see your account balance?". I selected "cash only"!. Then, once you have selected your amount it asks "Do you want a receipt? " NO!  Because I would have selected "Cash with receipt" at the onset. Utter cockwash.

See also my rant on ...press 1 for English ..then they answer in Greek....

[The Moan Ranger]

I blame the IT guys in banks 

Not me then. I design what THEY ask for, even if it is muppetus giganticus...

[Uncle Mort]

You NEVER give a client what they ask for. 

[Steve]

You NEVER give a client what they ask for. 

I used to give them what they asked for and then charge them extra on a cost plus basis when they realised what they actually wanted (that we knew all along - and had told them)

[Nick]

I still do that 

[apc2010]

You NEVER give a client what they ask for. 

Unless you live next door to Baldy.........

[Steve]

I still do that 

Why be embarrassed?  As long as you warn them they really need it then it's all their fault.   

[Baldy]

You NEVER give a client what they ask for. 

Unless you live next door to Baldy.........

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am no longer on holiday, so am back in Wiltshire, crossing the border shortly to work in Hampshire. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am no longer on holiday, so am back in Wiltshire, crossing the border shortly to work in Hampshire. 

Ooo lucky you Tipsy, hope you enjoy.

Today I will mostly be cleaning and moving furniture around.  I have a lupin problem to solve and I seem to have lost my thinking cap.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am no longer on holiday, so am back in Wiltshire, crossing the border shortly to work in Hampshire. 

Ooo lucky you Tipsy, hope you enjoy.

Today I will mostly be cleaning and moving furniture around.  I have a lupin problem to solve and I seem to have lost my thinking cap.

   I may need help to remove this permanent grin.