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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33705 on: March 19, 2014, 07:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 19, 2014, 05:40:00 PM
Been to see my best mate, his missus and his elderly GERMAN MiL who had been in the Hitler Youth. They are staying about 2 miles along the coast.

We were chatting about holidays. Big Sis was talking about a chateau in Normandy she had stayed at. Former GESTAPO HQ which was badly shot up by the departing GERMANS in the aftermath of D DAY. Some rooms had been left as they were to demonstrate the intent of the GERMAN damage. Etc.

I watch in horror as this historical account continued. Eventually, I had to blurt out, "I cannot believe you have mentioned the war."

 redface: redface: all round  noooo: noooo:

LL's Mum was Cherman.... you can imagine how well I coped with that.....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33706 on: March 20, 2014, 07:38:21 AM »
Going  out exploring in the car. Me navigating  angel1

Pity that all the maps here seem to have been drawn with wax crayons by 5 year olds. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33707 on: March 20, 2014, 10:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2014, 07:38:21 AM
Going  out exploring in the car. Me navigating  angel1

Pity that all the maps here seem to have been drawn with wax crayons by 5 year olds. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33708 on: March 20, 2014, 10:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2014, 10:08:56 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2014, 07:38:21 AM
Going  out exploring in the car. Me navigating  angel1

Pity that all the maps here seem to have been drawn with wax crayons by 5 year olds. noooo: noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33709 on: March 20, 2014, 10:28:12 AM »
Worryingly close to the truth  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33710 on: March 20, 2014, 04:07:43 PM »
Beer o'clock.... for real men like....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33711 on: March 20, 2014, 04:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2014, 04:07:43 PM
Beer o'clock.... for real men like....  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33712 on: March 20, 2014, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2014, 04:08:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2014, 04:07:43 PM
Beer o'clock.... for real men like....  ;)

Got one ... redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33713 on: March 20, 2014, 05:42:18 PM »
I have been to the opticians I now have two new pairs of specs (no names) and yellow eyes.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33714 on: March 20, 2014, 05:46:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2014, 05:42:18 PM
I have been to the opticians I now have two new pairs of specs (no names) and yellow eyes.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33715 on: March 20, 2014, 05:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 20, 2014, 05:46:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2014, 05:42:18 PM
I have been to the opticians I now have two new pairs of specs (no names) and yellow eyes.  noooo:

You could have got 25% off through Boogs....plus a name.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33716 on: March 20, 2014, 06:12:26 PM »
Help!!!

I borrowed my friend's hand blender, it's her favourite thing, so much so that she made her husband buy his own as she didn't want anyone else to use hers. I have just made a curry sauce and the turmeric has died the bloody thing bright yellow and I cant get it off!!! Apey is pissing himself, I am close to crying.

Any tips???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33717 on: March 20, 2014, 06:17:58 PM »
Bleach  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33718 on: March 20, 2014, 06:23:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33719 on: March 20, 2014, 06:26:20 PM »
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