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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33690 on: March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM »
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33691 on: March 19, 2014, 01:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Get a man in .... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33692 on: March 19, 2014, 01:07:39 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2014, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Get a man in .... noooo:

Too late....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33693 on: March 19, 2014, 01:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 01:07:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2014, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Get a man in .... noooo:

Too late....  noooo:

Are the muddy hole and the carpet cleaning connected....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33694 on: March 19, 2014, 01:19:10 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2014, 01:11:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 01:07:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2014, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Get a man in .... noooo:

Too late....  noooo:

Are the muddy hole and the carpet cleaning connected....... rubschin:

No, thankfully....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33695 on: March 19, 2014, 02:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Place your bets folks, does BM have:

(a) More foam than an Ibiza party
(b) A huge bleached patch on the carpet
(c) A huge hole eaten in the carpet

 whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33696 on: March 19, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2014, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Note to self: Always read the instructions on carpet cleaning products before use....  noooo:

Place your bets folks, does BM have:

(a) More foam than an Ibiza party
(b) A huge bleached patch on the carpet
(c) A huge hole eaten in the carpet

 whistle:

(a)  redface:

You have to dilute it apparently.....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33697 on: March 19, 2014, 02:22:33 PM »
How long do you have before LL gets back, because if you haven't diluted it then B and C are still possibilities.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33698 on: March 19, 2014, 02:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2014, 02:22:33 PM
How long do you have before LL gets back, because if you haven't diluted it then B and C are still possibilities.  rubschin:

She has been back for weeks.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33699 on: March 19, 2014, 02:57:07 PM »
I was working on the basis that she had gone out for the day and you were frantically trying to clean up the mess.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33700 on: March 19, 2014, 03:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 11:12:17 AM
I have been down a muddy hole in the garden.... ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGk4AKOwJbc

I have just come in from the garden it is lovely out there if a tad breezy.  Me wobbling around a large expanse of glass with a wheelbarrow in gusting winds is not a good idea. noooo:

Pissed off with next door neighbours (a very good reason not to have them if at all possible). Therefore I have commenced preparations for the green roof on one of the hens shelters a little earlier than originally planned.  With luck the influx of dandelions and buttercups will piss them off. eveilgrin:

I would like to thank BM for sticking me legs back on.  I had been legless for long enough IMO.  I would have asked Misty but she hasn't got her sewing machine yet.

Orf to purchase some sterilising fluid.   There are so many jokes in that statement I am handing it over to Apey my brain isn't up to it at the moment. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33701 on: March 19, 2014, 05:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2014, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2014, 11:12:17 AM
I have been down a muddy hole in the garden.... ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGk4AKOwJbc

I have just come in from the garden it is lovely out there if a tad breezy.  Me wobbling around a large expanse of glass with a wheelbarrow in gusting winds is not a good idea. noooo:

Pissed off with next door neighbours (a very good reason not to have them if at all possible). Therefore I have commenced preparations for the green roof on one of the hens shelters a little earlier than originally planned.  With luck the influx of dandelions and buttercups will piss them off. eveilgrin:

I would like to thank BM for sticking me legs back on.  I had been legless for long enough IMO.  I would have asked Misty but she hasn't got her sewing machine yet.

Orf to purchase some sterilising fluid.   There are so many jokes in that statement I am handing it over to Apey my brain isn't up to it at the moment. redface:
Wobbling round with a large glass eh?

That's my girl.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33702 on: March 19, 2014, 05:40:00 PM »
Been to see my best mate, his missus and his elderly GERMAN MiL who had been in the Hitler Youth. They are staying about 2 miles along the coast.

We were chatting about holidays. Big Sis was talking about a chateau in Normandy she had stayed at. Former GESTAPO HQ which was badly shot up by the departing GERMANS in the aftermath of D DAY. Some rooms had been left as they were to demonstrate the intent of the GERMAN damage. Etc.

I watch in horror as this historical account continued. Eventually, I had to blurt out, "I cannot believe you have mentioned the war."

 redface: redface: all round  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33703 on: March 19, 2014, 05:55:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 19, 2014, 05:40:00 PM
Been to see my best mate, his missus and his elderly GERMAN MiL who had been in the Hitler Youth. They are staying about 2 miles along the coast.

We were chatting about holidays. Big Sis was talking about a chateau in Normandy she had stayed at. Former GESTAPO HQ which was badly shot up by the departing GERMANS in the aftermath of D DAY. Some rooms had been left as they were to demonstrate the intent of the GERMAN damage. Etc.

I watch in horror as this historical account continued. Eventually, I had to blurt out, "I cannot believe you have mentioned the war."

 redface: redface: all round  noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33704 on: March 19, 2014, 06:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 19, 2014, 05:40:00 PM
Been to see my best mate, his missus and his elderly GERMAN MiL who had been in the Hitler Youth. They are staying about 2 miles along the coast.

We were chatting about holidays. Big Sis was talking about a chateau in Normandy she had stayed at. Former GESTAPO HQ which was badly shot up by the departing GERMANS in the aftermath of D DAY. Some rooms had been left as they were to demonstrate the intent of the GERMAN damage. Etc.

I watch in horror as this historical account continued. Eventually, I had to blurt out, "I cannot believe you have mentioned the war."

 redface: redface: all round  noooo: noooo:

You sound ideally suited to a career in the diplomatic corp  lol:
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