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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33660 on: March 18, 2014, 03:56:42 PM »
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Bedroom all finished.  cloud9: Today i shall be screwing the garden furniture all back together since the stormy weather. Got my tool kit all ready  Thumbs:

Is the tool still off the booze 'til seven...? ::)

Yep.....Miss T is already on the vino......... noooo:

I had a dodgy screw, lost my temper and needed a drink.  evil:

two chairs finished though, when I get my sewing  machine I shall be making seat covers next.

I don't want to go back to work,  noooo: Really getting into this DIY and sewing stuff. Wish I could make money out of it. Everything is looking so lovely now, shall be inviting all smuggers round for bbq when I am done.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33661 on: March 18, 2014, 04:00:45 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 03:56:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 11:36:32 AM
Bedroom all finished.  cloud9: Today i shall be screwing the garden furniture all back together since the stormy weather. Got my tool kit all ready  Thumbs:

Is the tool still off the booze 'til seven...? ::)

Yep.....Miss T is already on the vino......... noooo:

I had a dodgy screw, lost my temper and needed a drink.  evil:

two chairs finished though, when I get my sewing  machine I shall be making seat covers next.

I don't want to go back to work,  noooo: Really getting into this DIY and sewing stuff. Wish I could make money out of it. Everything is looking so lovely now, shall be inviting all smuggers round for bbq when I am done.  Thumbs:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33662 on: March 18, 2014, 04:07:29 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 03:56:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 11:36:32 AM
Bedroom all finished.  cloud9: Today i shall be screwing the garden furniture all back together since the stormy weather. Got my tool kit all ready  Thumbs:

Is the tool still off the booze 'til seven...? ::)

Yep.....Miss T is already on the vino......... noooo:

I had a dodgy screw, lost my temper and needed a drink.  evil:

two chairs finished though, when I get my sewing  machine I shall be making seat covers next.

I don't want to go back to work,  noooo: Really getting into this DIY and sewing stuff. Wish I could make money out of it. Everything is looking so lovely now, shall be inviting all smuggers round for bbq when I am alone.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33663 on: March 18, 2014, 04:32:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:10:14 PM
I have been fixing a broken pipe which is set in concrete and my hammer drill packed up so I had to chip it all out with a club hammer and bolster and hit my hand with the hammer....  sad24:
His tools always a dodgy workman he blames.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33664 on: March 18, 2014, 04:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2014, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:10:14 PM
I have been fixing a broken pipe which is set in concrete and my hammer drill packed up so I had to chip it all out with a club hammer and bolster and hit my hand with the hammer....  sad24:
His tools always a dodgy workman he blames.  noooo:

Don't fucking start that again!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33665 on: March 18, 2014, 04:54:25 PM »
Foolish we are but again we won't. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33666 on: March 18, 2014, 04:55:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33667 on: March 18, 2014, 04:59:49 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33668 on: March 18, 2014, 06:12:56 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 03:56:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 18, 2014, 11:36:32 AM
Bedroom all finished.  cloud9: Today i shall be screwing the garden furniture all back together since the stormy weather. Got my tool kit all ready  Thumbs:

Is the tool still off the booze 'til seven...? ::)

Yep.....Miss T is already on the vino......... noooo:

I had a dodgy screw, lost my temper and needed a drink.  evil:

two chairs finished though, when I get my sewing  machine I shall be making seat covers next.

I don't want to go back to work,  noooo: Really getting into this DIY and sewing stuff. Wish I could make money out of it. Everything is looking so lovely now, shall be inviting all smuggers round for bbq when I am done.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33669 on: March 18, 2014, 06:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 04:49:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2014, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 01:10:14 PM
I have been fixing a broken pipe which is set in concrete and my hammer drill packed up so I had to chip it all out with a club hammer and bolster and hit my hand with the hammer....  sad24:
His tools always a dodgy workman he blames.  noooo:

Don't fucking start that again!  cussing:

That again don't fucking start.

There, fixed it for you . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33670 on: March 18, 2014, 07:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2014, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2014, 04:54:25 PM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33671 on: March 18, 2014, 07:44:56 PM »
Worse it may get BM, May 21 International Talk like Yoda day is. International Talk like William Shatner day this coming Saturday is.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33672 on: March 18, 2014, 08:34:51 PM »
Got tangled up with a Norwegian wedding, a cabaret singer and a waitress with a perfect arse cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33673 on: March 18, 2014, 08:36:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2014, 08:34:51 PM
Got tangled up with a Norwegian wedding, a cabaret singer and a waitress with a perfect arse cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33674 on: March 18, 2014, 08:39:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2014, 08:34:51 PM
Got tangled up with a Norwegian wedding, a cabaret singer and a waitress with a perfect arse cloud9:

I suspect the fact you are posting on here means you got caught out by a Norwegian cabaret singer tipped off by a waitress who said you were an arse....  rubschin:
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