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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33585 on: March 13, 2014, 07:20:51 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Any cash left????  eeek:

Not much.....luckily for you I only got half of it, going back for the rest on Monday , nice new handbag tho...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33586 on: March 13, 2014, 07:21:39 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Why were you refused... rubschin:
Can't buy more than one decongestion product at a time

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33587 on: March 13, 2014, 07:23:00 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Any cash left????  eeek:

Not much.....luckily for you I only got half of it, going back for the rest on Monday , nice new handbag tho...

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Don't cry, it's a really nice bag

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33588 on: March 13, 2014, 07:23:33 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Why were you refused... rubschin:
Can't buy more than one decongestion product at a time

So if there are 3 chemists in one street you can... rubschin:  yet cocaine is available in most bars.. rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33589 on: March 13, 2014, 07:24:20 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Why were you refused... rubschin:
Can't buy more than one decongestion product at a time

So if there are 3 chemists in one street you can... rubschin:  yet cocaine is available in most bars.. rubschin:

Exactly so!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33590 on: March 13, 2014, 10:13:42 PM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Why were you refused... rubschin:
Can't buy more than one decongestion product at a time

So if there are 3 chemists in one street you can... rubschin:  yet cocaine is available in most bars.. rubschin:

Exactly so!

 eeek: eeek:    rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33591 on: March 14, 2014, 12:11:21 AM »
In Henley, weather is perfect, having a lovely time, thinking that I could return for good until..... I tried to buy 2 bottles of night nurse and a packet of beechams all in tablets in one go at Boots and was refused, then I remembered why I left in the first place. Ironic as the builder next door offered me a joint this morning, wish I'd taken him up on the offer now, good job it wasn't night nurse

Why were you refused... rubschin:
Can't buy more than one decongestion product at a time

So they got all snotty with you because you were trying to not be all snotty to the wide world?

All very confusing

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33592 on: March 14, 2014, 07:13:11 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33593 on: March 14, 2014, 08:04:09 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33594 on: March 14, 2014, 08:06:06 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33596 on: March 14, 2014, 08:09:27 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33597 on: March 14, 2014, 08:14:08 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33599 on: March 14, 2014, 11:18:10 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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