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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33405 on: March 08, 2014, 08:39:56 AM »
It is going in for a service on Thursday and I have to clear it out  evil:  The boot is full of shite and the interior looks like a skip  cussing:


....and....?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33406 on: March 08, 2014, 08:43:07 AM »
I can't just throw all the shite away cos there could be IMPORTANT stuff amongst it, so I have to sort it all  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33407 on: March 08, 2014, 08:44:49 AM »
I can't just throw all the shite away cos there could be IMPORTANT stuff amongst it, so I have to sort it all  cussing:

Like what...? A packet of fags, beard trimmer or microwave instruction manual....? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33408 on: March 08, 2014, 08:48:51 AM »
I can't just throw all the shite away cos there could be IMPORTANT stuff amongst it, so I have to sort it all  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33409 on: March 08, 2014, 08:55:23 AM »
I can't just throw all the shite away cos there could be IMPORTANT stuff amongst it, so I have to sort it all  cussing:

The fact is you WILL throw a load of shite away and keep the stuff you think is important....

...and it will be the shite you have thrown away that you need tomorrow (or the day after the bin men have been)...

...so you may as well save yourself some time and dump the lot now!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33410 on: March 08, 2014, 08:58:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33411 on: March 08, 2014, 09:49:44 AM »
Well it can't be that important if you don't know what is in there and haven't been required to find it  so as BM says ...dump the lot  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33412 on: March 08, 2014, 09:52:08 AM »
Oh noes, there are at least three IMPORTANT things in there. I think  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33413 on: March 08, 2014, 09:53:33 AM »
Snap , Crackle and Pop  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33414 on: March 08, 2014, 10:30:01 AM »
Well it can't be that important if you don't know what is in there and haven't been required to find it  so as BM says ...dump the lot  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33415 on: March 08, 2014, 10:30:39 AM »
It is going in for a service on Thursday and I have to clear it out  evil:  The boot is full of shite and the interior looks like a skip  cussing:
You've stolen my car you say?  Oh noes
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33416 on: March 08, 2014, 01:34:01 PM »
Off on a course today.  I am going to learn how to make a box.

For Mr. C???  eeek:

As it happens yes, however the course was cancelled due to the ladeey getting man flu so Mr C has gone to an art gallery, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cupola-Contemporary-Art/112698715436565 and I am ripping up the stair carpet and underlay not to mention battling with the insideous Gripper Rod.  I can't help but think that I drew the short straw. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33417 on: March 08, 2014, 03:45:17 PM »
I am battling with the insideous Gripper Rod. 

Watch his hands Missus!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33418 on: March 08, 2014, 04:07:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33419 on: March 08, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
Painting....... evil: