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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33270 on: March 02, 2014, 03:34:15 PM »
Just seen a man dressed as a Dalmatian carrying a chainsaw  rubschin:

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I think it is time to turn your back on the stew.....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33271 on: March 02, 2014, 03:38:55 PM »
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Mr Stew said his first word yesterday cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33272 on: March 02, 2014, 03:40:46 PM »
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Mr Stew said his first word yesterday cloud9:

"HELP!"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33273 on: March 02, 2014, 04:44:54 PM »
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Mr Stew said his first word yesterday cloud9:

"Papa!"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33275 on: March 02, 2014, 05:14:38 PM »
I have a friend whose daughter's first words were "Bugger me"  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33276 on: March 02, 2014, 05:17:34 PM »
I have a friend whose daughter's first words were "Bugger me"  eeek:

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You have a friend????  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33277 on: March 02, 2014, 05:18:02 PM »
I have a friend whose daughter's first words were "Bugger me"  eeek:

Too many jokes... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33278 on: March 02, 2014, 05:31:53 PM »
I have a friend whose daughter's first words were "Bugger me"  eeek:

Catholic, I assume?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33279 on: March 02, 2014, 05:32:58 PM »

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« Reply #33280 on: March 02, 2014, 05:35:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33281 on: March 02, 2014, 06:23:12 PM »
I have a friend whose daughter's first words were "Bugger me"  eeek:

Catholic, I assume?

Or Greek . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33282 on: March 03, 2014, 06:46:10 AM »
Had someone round tonight ...mentioned Baldy .....she said "who....oh the dildo man"..... ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol:

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The girl DJ who works for me ....met you at the fishing shack....(.with Nick.. rubschin:)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33283 on: March 03, 2014, 07:04:10 AM »
Had someone round tonight ...mentioned Baldy .....she said "who....oh the dildo man"..... ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol:

 rubschin:

The girl DJ who works for me ....met you at the fishing shack....(.with Nick.. rubschin:)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33284 on: March 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PM »
Sorting out my banking. evil: angry041: angry041:
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