I am at work this arvo nnot a happy bunny in fact decidedly grumpy .... 

I am having a mahoosive clear out the very nice Mrs Pauline will be arriving at 11 am to take it all away ( I hope) anything that is left is going to be donated to two very nice lads who want to 'do' a carboot sale in the spring.
Once all the crap has gone I will be erecting a size 10 Crap Deflector wot I have invented like to keep the house well, crap free.