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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32880 on: February 07, 2014, 12:00:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32881 on: February 07, 2014, 12:25:01 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32882 on: February 07, 2014, 12:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 07, 2014, 12:25:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2014, 12:00:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2014, 09:34:51 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2014, 07:32:34 AM
I'm quite touched.

Oooh! Compensation claim.  :thumbsup:


Oh noes  noooo: for the first time in ages/years my shoulders are where they should be, not hunched up around my ears. She did some lovely stretches on my neck, I am almost pain free in that area for the first time in five years.  cloud9:

All done in the comfort of my own home.  I will be asking her back.

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Just had a massage.    cloud9: sleep017 sleep017 NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32883 on: February 07, 2014, 01:03:38 PM »
I am working on a web site for Miss A....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32884 on: February 07, 2014, 01:08:28 PM »
 eeek: Jugs'R'Us?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32885 on: February 07, 2014, 01:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2014, 12:53:10 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 07, 2014, 12:25:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2014, 12:00:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2014, 09:34:51 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2014, 07:32:34 AM
I'm quite touched.

Oooh! Compensation claim.  :thumbsup:


Oh noes  noooo: for the first time in ages/years my shoulders are where they should be, not hunched up around my ears. She did some lovely stretches on my neck, I am almost pain free in that area for the first time in five years.  cloud9:

All done in the comfort of my own home.  I will be asking her back.

 lol: lol:

Just had a massage.    cloud9: sleep017 sleep017 NickSick

Multiple compensation claims!

Managed to balls that up quite spectacularly, she seems to have addled my brain. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32886 on: February 07, 2014, 01:18:52 PM »
 shutup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32887 on: February 07, 2014, 01:20:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32888 on: February 07, 2014, 03:24:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2014, 01:20:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 07, 2014, 01:08:28 PM
eeek: Jugs'R'Us?  eyes:

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Oi cussing: Barman is the best ever - I take it all back about him being a bit careful....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32889 on: February 07, 2014, 03:25:04 PM »
A babby  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32890 on: February 07, 2014, 03:31:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32891 on: February 07, 2014, 03:51:38 PM »
 Shocked: Shocked: There must be a star rising in the east...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32892 on: February 07, 2014, 03:52:26 PM »
Something was in the south  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32893 on: February 07, 2014, 03:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 07, 2014, 03:52:26 PM
Something was in the south  whistle:

3 bearded weirdies on camels?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32894 on: February 07, 2014, 03:59:20 PM »
I don't fancy BM's  noooo:
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