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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32700 on: January 28, 2014, 09:48:51 PM »
Rescue Mission  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32701 on: January 28, 2014, 09:49:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32702 on: January 28, 2014, 09:52:27 PM »
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Get her to join a dating site .......... Thumbs:







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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32703 on: January 28, 2014, 10:57:45 PM »
I'm back here like too....  Thumbs:

I was waitng at ocean basket....... cussing:

Not at 3 o'clock you weren't......  whistle:

Cheapskate ........... noooo:  (pun intended )

Awesome meal there again!  cloud9:

Good value too....  Thumbs:

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Two pints of Carlsberg, two glasses of collapso for the laydees, sushi and a big platter = €50  Thumbs:

I'm sure it cost a lot more than that when we went  rubschin:

Just thinking tho we drank a lot more than that     redface:  except the driver ofcourse who was very good  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32704 on: January 28, 2014, 11:05:00 PM »
I'm back here like too....  Thumbs:

I was waitng at ocean basket....... cussing:

Not at 3 o'clock you weren't......  whistle:

Cheapskate ........... noooo:  (pun intended )

Awesome meal there again!  cloud9:

Good value too....  Thumbs:

 cussing:

Two pints of Carlsberg, two glasses of collapso for the laydees, sushi and a big platter = €50  Thumbs:

I'm sure it cost a lot more than that when we went  rubschin:

Just thinking tho we drank a lot more than that     redface:  except the driver ofcourse who was very good  Thumbs:

I was....... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32705 on: January 28, 2014, 11:32:59 PM »
I'm back here like too....  Thumbs:

I was waitng at ocean basket....... cussing:

Not at 3 o'clock you weren't......  whistle:

Cheapskate ........... noooo:  (pun intended )

Awesome meal there again!  cloud9:

Good value too....  Thumbs:

 cussing:

Two pints of Carlsberg, two glasses of collapso for the laydees, sushi and a big platter = €50  Thumbs:

I'm sure it cost a lot more than that when we went  rubschin:

Just thinking tho we drank a lot more than that     redface:  except the driver ofcourse who was very good  Thumbs:

I was....... cloud9:

You   happy001 happy001 happy001  not drinking    happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32706 on: January 29, 2014, 07:07:54 AM »
A call informs me that I have to go to Worcester next week  whistle:

I will mostly be on Annual Leave next week.   cloud9:   .... but am very busy.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32707 on: January 29, 2014, 07:51:08 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in the recovery position. sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32708 on: January 29, 2014, 08:13:18 AM »
But I haven't visited you  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32709 on: January 29, 2014, 09:12:32 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in the recovery position. sad24:

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I shall mostly be  trying to be calm as I seem to be the worst persom in the world today  according to my nearest and dearest  ::) all the wrongs in the world are due to me  eeek:

Then work at two and the joy of knowing I do not have another day off till next Monday sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32710 on: January 29, 2014, 11:30:59 AM »
A call informs me that I have to go to Worcester next week  whistle:

I will mostly be on Annual Leave next week.   cloud9:   .... but am very busy.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32711 on: January 29, 2014, 12:28:25 PM »
Today I shall mostly be in the recovery position. sad24:

 happy100

I shall mostly be  trying to be calm as I seem to be the worst persom in the world today  according to my nearest and dearest  ::) all the wrongs in the world are due to me  eeek: . . . .

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Still at least David Moyes got a day off

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32712 on: January 29, 2014, 12:42:45 PM »

I shall mostly be  trying to be calm as I seem to be the worst person in the world today, according to my nearest and dearest  ::) all the wrongs in the world are due to me

OI! That's my job.  cussing:
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32713 on: January 29, 2014, 03:11:24 PM »

I shall mostly be  trying to be calm as I seem to be the worst person in the world today, according to my nearest and dearest  ::) all the wrongs in the world are due to me

OI! That's my job.  cussing:

My dear fellow 'job sharing' is all the rage don't you know?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32714 on: January 29, 2014, 03:36:44 PM »

I shall mostly be  trying to be calm as I seem to be the worst person in the world today, according to my nearest and dearest  ::) all the wrongs in the world are due to me

OI! That's my job.  cussing:

My dear fellow 'job sharing' is all the rage don't you know?
rubschin:
I mostly despair