The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I'm back     

 

Wha?

[Nick]

£5000 bill from my accountant 

[Barman]

£5000 bill from my accountant 

 

You sure she hasn't added two extra noughts again? 

[Nick]

tbqh I was expecting it and she has worked miracles ( )  with the CGT on the evil plan stuff 

[Steve]

tbqh I was expecting it and she has worked miracles ( )  with the CGT on the evil plan stuff 

Sounds like a good deal then



(as long as she's a looker too)

[Nick]

I haven't met her since 1997 

[Steve]

I haven't met her since 1997 

Hiding from you she is you say?

[Nick]

It is mutual and convenient . She lives in Hove

[Steve]

It is mutual and convenient . She lives in Hove

Ah yes, facts so often spoil a good story

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

My son was made homeless about a year ago.  He has been living in emergency accommodation since then.. As you can imagine the other residents in this establishment  are not the most genteel of folk, more the sort that start arguing at three in the morning and have a drug habit to service .

He is staying in Scotland despite his prospects being better down here to stay by his children but because he has been living  in one room in a 'doss house' his access to his children has been severely limited.

Today he has finally been offered a two bedromed flat. It is completely empty but it is his step up. He is no longer 'homeless' he can now see his children in a safe and secure environment and can pursue the physics degree that he has been wanting to do for a while.

So where am I today? Dancing on the ceiling  And as he has very few possessions joining the Inverness Freecycle group having a sort out of bed linen and trying to find a nice man witha van. X

I am one very happy and proud  bunny on behalf of my son

[apc2010]

My son was made homeless about a year ago.  He has been living in emergency accommodation since then.. As you can imagine the other residents in this establishment  are not the most genteel of folk, more the sort that start arguing at three in the morning and have a drug habit to service .

He is staying in Scotland despite his prospects being better down here to stay by his children but because he has been living  in one room in a 'doss house' his access to his children has been severely limited.

Today he has finally been offered a two bedromed flat. It is completely empty but it is his step up. He is no longer 'homeless' he can now see his children in a safe and secure environment and can pursue the physics degree that he has been wanting to do for a while.

So where am I today? Dancing on the ceiling  And as he has very few possessions joining the Inverness Freecycle group having a sort out of bed linen and trying to find a nice man witha van. X

I am one very happy and proud  bunny on behalf of my son

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Thanks Apey.

[Darwins Selection]

Sounds like a considerable change for the better Miss C. Good luck to the boy. 

[Steve]

What they said ^.  Great news Miss C

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Happy times to come then.   Glad for you Miss C and him.    

Had a conversation with a friend today about where her son is going to live in the short term following some life changes which are going on.  Its heart breaking when arrangements don't quite work out how you would expect them to.