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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32475 on: January 20, 2014, 01:16:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 12:50:39 PM
My accountant nearly gave me a heart attack  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Sent me a bill and added an extra two zeroes by mistake  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

How much do you pay this person who makes simple mistakes with numbers, to do your accounts?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32476 on: January 20, 2014, 01:17:45 PM »
Her "mistakes" are usually in the right direction  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32477 on: January 20, 2014, 01:30:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2014, 01:16:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 12:50:39 PM
My accountant nearly gave me a heart attack  NickSick NickSick NickSick

Sent me a bill and added an extra two zeroes by mistake  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

How much do you pay this person who makes simple mistakes with numbers, to do your accounts?

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32478 on: January 20, 2014, 01:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 01:17:45 PM
Her "mistakes" are usually in the right direction  whistle:

Yes of course.
I am sure HMRC are very understanding about these things.

Jail:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32479 on: January 20, 2014, 02:12:56 PM »
She is my agent for tax purposes ad therefore takes full responsibility for any "mistakes"  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32480 on: January 20, 2014, 02:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 02:12:56 PM
She is my agent for tax purposes ad therefore takes full responsibility for any "mistakes"  whistle:
... Subject to the information you provide her being 100% accurate.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32481 on: January 20, 2014, 03:01:58 PM »
It is  angel1  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32482 on: January 20, 2014, 04:14:52 PM »
Another fecking puncture ........ cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32483 on: January 20, 2014, 04:21:17 PM »
Walk  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32484 on: January 20, 2014, 04:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 04:21:17 PM
Walk  :thumbsup:

I don't have a dog......... evil:   (awaits jokes ).... horn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32485 on: January 20, 2014, 04:27:13 PM »
Get a man in?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32486 on: January 20, 2014, 04:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 20, 2014, 04:27:13 PM
Get a man in?

Will do ........ Thumbs:  and he was the one who came to our curry night ....must be worth a discount........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32487 on: January 20, 2014, 06:06:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2014, 04:14:52 PM
Another fecking puncture ........ cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Buy some propper tyres....with tread on like.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32488 on: January 20, 2014, 06:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 20, 2014, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2014, 04:14:52 PM
Another fecking puncture ........ cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Buy some propper tyres....with tread on like.  Thumbs:

Buy........ eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32489 on: January 20, 2014, 07:59:15 PM »
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