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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32325 on: January 14, 2014, 12:17:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32326 on: January 14, 2014, 12:19:26 PM »
What kind of Hearing Clinic does telesales?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32327 on: January 14, 2014, 12:23:03 PM »
What kind of Hearing Clinic does telesales?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32328 on: January 14, 2014, 12:25:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32329 on: January 14, 2014, 01:31:29 PM »
What kind of Hearing Clinic does telesales?  rubschin:

A multisensory one?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32330 on: January 14, 2014, 01:42:37 PM »
Use Skype and do an interpretive dance you say  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32331 on: January 14, 2014, 02:39:39 PM »
What kind of Hearing Clinic does telesales?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32332 on: January 14, 2014, 02:41:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32334 on: January 14, 2014, 05:44:05 PM »
Interview seemed to go well and I should hear if I've made it to the next stage by close of play on Friday.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32335 on: January 14, 2014, 05:45:14 PM »
Interview seemed to go well and I should hear if I've made it to the next stage by close of play on Friday.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32336 on: January 14, 2014, 06:10:16 PM »
Interview seemed to go well and I should hear if I've made it to the next stage by close of play on Friday.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32337 on: January 14, 2014, 06:12:02 PM »
Interview seemed to go well and I should hear if I've made it to the next stage by close of play on Friday.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32338 on: January 14, 2014, 06:13:35 PM »
Interview seemed to go well and I should hear if I've made it to the next stage by close of play on Friday.  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32339 on: January 14, 2014, 06:32:37 PM »
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